Iqra Gul Pictures Pack - 1

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Ek din english teacher ne ik student ko khara kiya aur kaha
Teahcer: ik aisa sentence bano jis mein word “hand ” aaya hoo
tu student ney jawab siya
Student: my penis is in ur hand.
Teacher: jawab sun kar teacher ney student ko ik thappar mara
Student: sorry pen aur is k darmiyaan space dalna bhooll gaya tha....

 

World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.

3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

 

Points tht pröve U r a Nörml Studnt
*B4 Paperz Unnecesary SMS 2 frndz
*Plan each day 2 study bt at da end of day”Kal se paka”
*U waste al ur time in countng chaptrs instead of learning
*U want a break aftr 2 pages
*Unnecessarily u strt feelng hungry
*U evn strt liking PTV
*On each point U smiled N said mj pe ft hoty hain...

 

Teacher: Iska passive voice bnao.
“Sunsan Jghon pr Bachon k sath hadsy ho jaty hen”.
Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai...

 

Teacher:
Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?

Student:
Shadi…

Teacher:
Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

Student:
Dulha…

Teacher:
Oho… I Mean Bare Hokar Kya Hasil Karo Ge?

Student:
Dulhan

Teacher: Uffo… Matlb aisa kya karoge? Jo tum ne pehle kabi nahi kya

Student:
Nikaah...

 

Teacher: Yeh betaen k khush fehmi kya hoti hai?
Student: Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Zara Aapko Bula Rahi Hin.
Sir Ne Dekha To Koi Nahi Tha
Student: Sir isi ka naam Khush Fehmi hy.. ;)

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