Barati Girls Picture Pack - 10

 

Boy vs Girl sms:

BOY: Ager main mar gya to kia tum dosri shadi karogi

GIRL: Nhi me apni BEHAN ke 7 reh lungi

GIRL: Agr main mar gyi to

BOY: Main bhi Tumhari BEHAN ke 7 reh lunga.

 

girl-Janu, tum ne mujh mein kya dekha
k mujh se pyar kiya..?

Smart ans:

Boy-Sub kuch dekhne k liye to pyar kiya hai, pagli...

 

boy Propose a Girl:
I Love u,and i want to marry With U

Girl:
Bhai Urdu ma bolo Mujhe Angrezi Ni Aati

Boy:kuch ni baji Dua krna pakistan
india sy jeet jaye..

 

boy Propose a Girl:
I Love u,and i want to marry With U

Girl:
Bhai Urdu ma bolo Mujhe Angrezi Ni Aati

Boy:kuch ni baji Dua krna pakistan
india sy jeet jaye..

 

Ek girl frnd ki Request hy
Plz is msg ko itna frwd karen k uske boy Frnd tk ponch jaye
.

.

.
Shahid tu Sim badal k changa nai Kita

Mar ja kutty...

 

“Modren Bezti”

Boy 2 girl:
I love u & want 2 marry u

Girl:ApNi shakL dekhi hY
.
boy: Dekhi hY to tery pas aya hn wrna Katrina kaif k pas na jata, churail:-)

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Noughty girls Picture Pack - 9

 

Student sms:

Kaash Parhai b muhabbat ki tarah hoti…
.
Karni nahi parti Bussss….ho jaati.:-
.
DUKHI STUDENT:-)

 

Fizaon me gonj rhi he awaz ratta lgany ki

.,.DOST,,,

Lgta he nalaiqon k EXAM aa rhe hain!

 

Chitta kurta…. otton lal pholl karhai da

wah wah

Chitta kurta otton lal phol karhai da

1 sajna di yad standi otton season parhai da:)

 

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaron k sath awaragardi

SO plz focus on ur study..

 School ke peeche nadi me Principle Doob Raha Tha.
Pappu Ne Dekha Or zor zor Se Chillate Hue bhaaga.
.
.
.
.
.
kal chhutti hai!
kal chhutti hai!

 

TEACHER:
Wo konsa DEPARTMENT hy jis me ORAT kaam nhi kr sakti?

STUDENT:
FIRE BRIGADE.

Techar:
Q?

Studnt:
AURTON ka
kaam AAG lgana hy bhujana nahi...

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College girls Picture Pack - 8

 

exam sms:

In exam, teacher said write your lover’s name on paper…

After 5 seconds all Boys said: Finished madam…

After 1 hour all Girls Said: Extra Sheet plzzzz:-)

 

Exam me Sawal aya k,

CHALLNGE kisy kehte ha,

pathan Ne pura paper khali chor k Last Page pr likha,

APNE BAP Ki ULAD Hai TO PAS KR K DiKHA.

.

(its challenge)

 

“Samundar sy keh do
apni mojain sanbhal k rakhy…

Zindagi me tofaan laany k lye
hmara “Result” hi
kaafi ha…:-(

 

ek lrki rasty ma khoshi se sethi baja kr ja rhi thi,

Old man: Beti kia bat Hy itni khosh Q ho,

Larki. Kameno k exams hain rasty khali Hy...

 

Main to exam ki waja say pareshan phr rahi thi dosto

Beghairton ne meri ami ko keh dia isko pyar hogaya hai

¡’/(‘.’)
¡   ¡ (> nai ammi
¡  ¡ /   qasam ly lo!!

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Noughty Girls Picture Pack - 7

 

sad poetry sms:

Ab ye socha hai apni zaat main rahen ge,
Bohat dekh liya logon se shanasai ker ke.!!

 

Agar Tum Sath Hote..
Main Youn Taqseem Na Hota..

 

Sanson ka SaFar Tum sy Tumhi tak hai
Han meri mohbt b Tum sy Tumhi tak hai
Jazba-e-ishq sacha na hota to rasta badal leta
Mery raston ka guzar Tum sy Tumhi tk hai...!

 

Sabhi Tareef Krte Hein Meri Tehreer Ki Lekin

Kabhi Koi Nhi Sunta Mere Alfaaz Ki Siski....

 

Kaghaz Ka Yeh Libaas
Chiraagho K Shehar Main.....

Sambhal Sambhal K Chalo Tum Nashe Main Ho....!!!

 

Na Wo Farishta Ho Na Farishte Jaisa Ho
Mujhe Talash Hai Uski Jo Mere Jaisa Ho...

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Desi kuriya Picture Pack - 6

Sms piyar poetry:

Tumhra Daman Ho Aur Bas,
Motiyon ki Tarhan Bikhr Jaon Mein...

 

Chalaaaye To Teeer Sabhi Ney Lekin . . . . .

Is DIL K Qaaatil , TuM Niklay . . . . .!

 

Dil Se KIya Baat Karon ? Meri KaHan sunta Hai Ye . . .

TuM Piyaar se KaHo NA is Se BeHal Jane K Liye . . . !

 

mujh per jab sitam karna to tars mat khana logon
mujh per har saza jaiz hai k main ne mohabbat ki hai...

 

usey meri wafaon ka khayal aya to bht dair bad
mita kar wo mujhe ab meri kami mehsos karte hain...

 

Abhi khushyaan muqader may nahi hain

abhi waqf e ghum e dunya rahengey...

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Iqra Gul Pictures Pack - 1

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Ek din english teacher ne ik student ko khara kiya aur kaha
Teahcer: ik aisa sentence bano jis mein word “hand ” aaya hoo
tu student ney jawab siya
Student: my penis is in ur hand.
Teacher: jawab sun kar teacher ney student ko ik thappar mara
Student: sorry pen aur is k darmiyaan space dalna bhooll gaya tha....

 

World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.

3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

 

Points tht pröve U r a Nörml Studnt
*B4 Paperz Unnecesary SMS 2 frndz
*Plan each day 2 study bt at da end of day”Kal se paka”
*U waste al ur time in countng chaptrs instead of learning
*U want a break aftr 2 pages
*Unnecessarily u strt feelng hungry
*U evn strt liking PTV
*On each point U smiled N said mj pe ft hoty hain...

 

Teacher: Iska passive voice bnao.
“Sunsan Jghon pr Bachon k sath hadsy ho jaty hen”.
Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai...

 

Teacher:
Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?

Student:
Shadi…

Teacher:
Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

Student:
Dulha…

Teacher:
Oho… I Mean Bare Hokar Kya Hasil Karo Ge?

Student:
Dulhan

Teacher: Uffo… Matlb aisa kya karoge? Jo tum ne pehle kabi nahi kya

Student:
Nikaah...

 

Teacher: Yeh betaen k khush fehmi kya hoti hai?
Student: Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Zara Aapko Bula Rahi Hin.
Sir Ne Dekha To Koi Nahi Tha
Student: Sir isi ka naam Khush Fehmi hy.. ;)

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Uroosa Qureshi Pictures Pack - 1

Poetry:

Tumhare pass nahin to phir kis ke pass hai.,?

Woh toot’ta Huwa dil akhir Gaya Kahan.?

Poetry:

Tehreer me simat’tay hain kahan dilon k dard,

behla raha hun khud ko zara kaghazon k sath..

poetry:

mujhy maloom hy tum mujhy ko bhool jaao gay lekin

palat kar jab bhi aao gay mohabbat muntazir hogi.....

Poerty:
Rah_E_Wafa Me Sazaon Ko Kon Dekhy Ga,
Safar He Dhoop Ka Chaon Ko Kon Dekhy Ga,
Hum Apni Zid Pe Aye To Cheen LenGe Tuje,
Tere Shehar Ki Ghataon Ko Kon Dekhy Ga,
Bichar To Jayen Magar Phir Khayal Aata Hai,
Teri In Dilkash Aadaon Ko Koun Dekhy ga....

poetry:

me us ki hon ye raz wo janta hai faraz.

wo kis ka hai ye sawal mujy sony nhe deta.....

Poetry:
Bohat Nazdeek Ho Ke Bhi Wo Itna Door Hai Mujhse,
Ishara Ho NahI Sakta, Pukaara Ja Nahi Sakta….!!

Poetry:
Kon aaye ga ab aay dil tujh ko tasalli denay,
Teri udas tabiyat ki khabar kis ko hai…..! 

poetry:

Lo phir meri neend ka imtehaan,

Iss baar bhi khabon mai layengi aapko....

Poetry:

Tumhari baat lambi hai daleel’en hain bahanay hain,

Hamari baat itni hai hamari aarzoo tum ho…

Poetry:

Mai uski zindagi se chali jaon ye uski dua thi,

Aur uski har dua kabool ho ye meri dua thi….

Poetry:

Ham Ne Kanton Ko Bhi Bari Narmi Se Chua Hai,

Log Kitny Bedard Hain Pholon Ko Masal Dety Hain..

Dard Bhari Shayari:

Aaye khuda kiya cheez mohabbat tu ne banai hai,

Kisi ko yeh mil jati hai aur koi sehta umar bhar ki tanhai hai,

Saath chalne ke khawab dekhte hain Jo log mohabbat main,

Koi paa leta hai apni manzil ko aur koi sehta Umar bhar ki judaai hai..

Poetry:

Janaab-e-Ishq Kartay Hain Karam Kuch Khaas Loogon Per,

Har Insaan Ke Muqaddar Mein Ruswaayi Tou Nahi Hoti…

poetry:

Hum Ne Kab Manga Hai Tum Se Apni Wafaon Ka Silaa..

Bas Dard Detey Raha Karo “MOHABBAT” Barhti Jae Ge..

poetry:

Meri aankhon me dard-e-muflisi baqi hai abhi……

Ranj-o-gham, mehr-o-wafa, dillagi baqi hai abhi..!

Poetry:

Tamam umar hi guzri hy dastaken suntay

hamey tu ras na aya khud apny ghar rehna.....

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