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Funny sms msg:

Son 2 his
Mom:
Mom you know na I Love You Alo0ot
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sorry Mama i can't accept your friend request on facebook!! =P ;->

 

Heights Of Shock.

Boy msgs her gf: jan i can't live wthout u,Wil u Marry me.?
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Who'z dis?

I had lost my contacts ..

 

How to convert a university student into a criminal???
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burn some pages of their assignments,

an hour before submission..:-P

 

M0st irritating and ann0ying m0ment:



You're getting bored and n0 messages, n0t even a single text! Suddenly your cell rings, you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted!
You pick your cell with excitement and see a text from..




Ur Cellular network company:D

 

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys...

 

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Johnny: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Johnny: No, but the kid who sits next to me was Absent. ;)

 

What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than
'i Hate U'

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I Finished Studying,u Finished?

Hurts A Lot. =P =D

 

Q: Why There r Different
Types 0f Blood Groups ... ?

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A: So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavors ... =P =D

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Funny sms and msg:

FACT of GOOGLE: . .
50% of the people use it well as a search engine..!!
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The other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not!! ;)

 

life before computer
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Window was a square hole in a room
Application was somethong written in paper
Mouse was an animal
Keyboaed was a piano
File was an important office material
Hard drive was an uncomfortable road trip
Cut was done with knife and paste with glue.
Web was a spider's home....
But now......

 

Height of bravery for girls
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Moving out of house without make-up :D :D..

 

I saw him on facebook,I added him...
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I saw him outside,I deleted him :D
..........Y display pictures look tooo cute in thumbnails.....?:

 

Only 1% of the girls become wife of their lovers, the remaining become passwords of FACEBOOK and EMAIL ! :p

 

He Broke Her Heart...
And She Broke His iphone 5G...
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I think We All Know Who Cried HArder.... :-p :-D

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funny sms/msg:

Dear Lays Chips ,
You forgot to include One thing under The Ingredients
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Air =D

 

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS :

Its a talent of taking rest before u get tired..
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Bcoz

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Prevention Is Better Than Cure.. :)
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Be Lazy Go Crazy....xP ;)

 

If people commit suicide because of too many problems,
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when will my...
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Maths book commit suicide ???

It has tons of problems....xD

 

If Facebook get Banned,
You will See People Roaming ,
in the Streets

with Their Picture in their Hands
Crying & Screaming ..
"DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE ?" =P xP

 

Why girls live longer than boys???? ..
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Scientific studies have proved that ..
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"SHOPPING"
never causes HEART ATTACKS, but, .
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"PAYING the "BILLS" does...

 

We Have Solution For all The Problems :D
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.Wen They R Not Ours ;)

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Funny sms:

Polio team drwaze pr aai

Pathan BV ko bola:bandooq or kartoos kahan hain?

Polio team bhagi peche se pathan ne awaz di:
Ruko bhai ye mere bachon k naam hain..

 

Sardar: Mujh se wada ker teri B.V ki pehli kiss me lon ga

Pathan: Wada par hamara bhi 1 shart hai

Sardar: Bol?

Pathan : hum shadi teri behan se kre ga...

 

Pathan:tum 1baar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,

Pahalwan:kam se kam 10.

Pathan:bas??
Tum se acha to mera murga he jo subah poore mohalle ko utha deta hai...

 

Sardar: Tumne itne
chhote-Chhote
BaaL
Kyun Katwaye?

Pathan: Naayi k PaaS 20 rupee KhuLLe Nahi Thy

To Maine Kaha:
20 Rupee Ke Aur Kaat Do.

 

Awara Larkon se acha to Gali ka azad kutta hai…..
‘mere dost’
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kum se kum larki palat palat k dekhti to hai

Aa Raha Ha Ya Nahi.

 

Sardar: Hum Paani Q Pitey hai.

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Dost: Nahi pata.

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Sardar: Bewaqof Hum Pani is lye Pitay hai

Q k hum Paani ko Kha nahi sakty. :P

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funny sms:

Girl: apka mobile buhat acha hy kitne me lya

Boy: race me jeta hy

Girl:wow!
Kitne log race me ty

Boy:
Mobile wala,
Police wala
Aur mai...

 

Girl in rainy night.

Come on dear…come into my umberalla.

Boy:it’s ok sister ..and ran away..

Moral: Moral voral kuch nae larki k paon ultay thay..

 

1 Larka Larki ka pecha kar raha tha

Larki boli pechey se meri ami aa rai hain

Larka bola hum b “Khandani Ashiq” hain

apki ami k peechey mere abu  aa rahe hen...

 

Boy to Girl:
Hum dono kuch arsy sath rehty hen.

Agr mizaj me hum mily to shadi kr lengy

or koi ghalti hoi to alag hojaen gy.
Girl:
Ghalti kis k paas rahy gi:-D

 

Girl : ” I love you”
Boy : ” I love you to”
Girl : kitna pyar karte ho?
Boy: jitna tum krti ho.
Girl : kamine…
Iska matlb tun b time paas kr rha ha...

 

Boys: Hum Larkiyon se ziada educated hain.

Girls: Nhi g. Hum kuch B kr Sakti hain.
Boys: Achaa, To phir deewaar pe

susu se ABC Likh k Dikhao..

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If Things are Going
According to Your Wish!
But If They Are Not,
Then You're very Lucky
Because They are Happening
According to Allah's Wish!!!

Jumma (Jummah)
The Most Sacred Day
With Countless Blessings
And Mercies of Allah.
May This Juma
Lighten Your Life With
Teachings Of Islam and
Protect You From Calamity
Have a Blessed Friday ...

 

bana de mujhe bhi apne un bandon ki tarah

“Parwardgar”

jo sote hain tujhe yaad kar ke j0 uthte hain tera naam leke..

 

…..6 AHAADEES….

1- Jo shkhs har waqt
ba-wazu rahay ga
ALLAH us ki rozi
kushada farmaey ga.

2- ALLAH ki khushi
baap ki khushi mein ALLAH ki narazgi baap ki narazgi mein hay.

3- Sood aur haram kamai khaney waley ki DUA qabool nahein hoti.

4- Jis nay apni nemazon ki fikar chorr di ALLAH nay us ki fikar chorr di.

5- Har farz nemaz k ba’ad AYAT-UL-KURSI parrhney waley aur JANNAT kay darmyan sirf maot hay.

6- ALLAH us shaks
ko abad karta hay jo HADEES sun kar dusron tak
pohanchata hay...

Mushkil thy rasty asaan ho gaey

Dushman yeh dekh kr heraan ho gaey

Rakha jab mere NABI (s.a.w.w) ne zamany me qadam

Pathar bhi kalma parh k muslman ho gaey...

 

Kisi Ka Aib Talaash Karne Waly
Ki Misaal Us Makhi Ki Jaisi Hai ..
Jo Sara Khoobsurat Jism Chor Kr
Sirf Zakham Pr Hi Beth'ti Hai ...

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