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Funny sms msg:

Son 2 his
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Mom you know na I Love You Alo0ot
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sorry Mama i can't accept your friend request on facebook!! =P ;->

 

Heights Of Shock.

Boy msgs her gf: jan i can't live wthout u,Wil u Marry me.?
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Who'z dis?

I had lost my contacts ..

 

How to convert a university student into a criminal???
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burn some pages of their assignments,

an hour before submission..:-P

 

M0st irritating and ann0ying m0ment:



You're getting bored and n0 messages, n0t even a single text! Suddenly your cell rings, you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted!
You pick your cell with excitement and see a text from..




Ur Cellular network company:D

 

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys...

 

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
Johnny: Because of absence.
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Johnny: No, but the kid who sits next to me was Absent. ;)

 

What Is Another Painful Sentence Other Than
'i Hate U'

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I Finished Studying,u Finished?

Hurts A Lot. =P =D

 

Q: Why There r Different
Types 0f Blood Groups ... ?

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A: So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy
Different Flavors ... =P =D

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Funny sms and msg:

FACT of GOOGLE: . .
50% of the people use it well as a search engine..!!
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The other 50% of the people use it to check if their internet is connected or not!! ;)

 

life before computer
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Window was a square hole in a room
Application was somethong written in paper
Mouse was an animal
Keyboaed was a piano
File was an important office material
Hard drive was an uncomfortable road trip
Cut was done with knife and paste with glue.
Web was a spider's home....
But now......

 

Height of bravery for girls
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Moving out of house without make-up :D :D..

 

I saw him on facebook,I added him...
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I saw him outside,I deleted him :D
..........Y display pictures look tooo cute in thumbnails.....?:

 

Only 1% of the girls become wife of their lovers, the remaining become passwords of FACEBOOK and EMAIL ! :p

 

He Broke Her Heart...
And She Broke His iphone 5G...
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I think We All Know Who Cried HArder.... :-p :-D

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funny sms/msg:

Dear Lays Chips ,
You forgot to include One thing under The Ingredients
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Air =D

 

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS :

Its a talent of taking rest before u get tired..
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Prevention Is Better Than Cure.. :)
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Be Lazy Go Crazy....xP ;)

 

If people commit suicide because of too many problems,
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when will my...
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Maths book commit suicide ???

It has tons of problems....xD

 

If Facebook get Banned,
You will See People Roaming ,
in the Streets

with Their Picture in their Hands
Crying & Screaming ..
"DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE ?" =P xP

 

Why girls live longer than boys???? ..
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Scientific studies have proved that ..
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"SHOPPING"
never causes HEART ATTACKS, but, .
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"PAYING the "BILLS" does...

 

We Have Solution For all The Problems :D
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Funny sms:

Polio team drwaze pr aai

Pathan BV ko bola:bandooq or kartoos kahan hain?

Polio team bhagi peche se pathan ne awaz di:
Ruko bhai ye mere bachon k naam hain..

 

Sardar: Mujh se wada ker teri B.V ki pehli kiss me lon ga

Pathan: Wada par hamara bhi 1 shart hai

Sardar: Bol?

Pathan : hum shadi teri behan se kre ga...

 

Pathan:tum 1baar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,

Pahalwan:kam se kam 10.

Pathan:bas??
Tum se acha to mera murga he jo subah poore mohalle ko utha deta hai...

 

Sardar: Tumne itne
chhote-Chhote
BaaL
Kyun Katwaye?

Pathan: Naayi k PaaS 20 rupee KhuLLe Nahi Thy

To Maine Kaha:
20 Rupee Ke Aur Kaat Do.

 

Awara Larkon se acha to Gali ka azad kutta hai…..
‘mere dost’
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kum se kum larki palat palat k dekhti to hai

Aa Raha Ha Ya Nahi.

 

Sardar: Hum Paani Q Pitey hai.

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Dost: Nahi pata.

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Sardar: Bewaqof Hum Pani is lye Pitay hai

Q k hum Paani ko Kha nahi sakty. :P

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funny sms:

Girl: apka mobile buhat acha hy kitne me lya

Boy: race me jeta hy

Girl:wow!
Kitne log race me ty

Boy:
Mobile wala,
Police wala
Aur mai...

 

Girl in rainy night.

Come on dear…come into my umberalla.

Boy:it’s ok sister ..and ran away..

Moral: Moral voral kuch nae larki k paon ultay thay..

 

1 Larka Larki ka pecha kar raha tha

Larki boli pechey se meri ami aa rai hain

Larka bola hum b “Khandani Ashiq” hain

apki ami k peechey mere abu  aa rahe hen...

 

Boy to Girl:
Hum dono kuch arsy sath rehty hen.

Agr mizaj me hum mily to shadi kr lengy

or koi ghalti hoi to alag hojaen gy.
Girl:
Ghalti kis k paas rahy gi:-D

 

Girl : ” I love you”
Boy : ” I love you to”
Girl : kitna pyar karte ho?
Boy: jitna tum krti ho.
Girl : kamine…
Iska matlb tun b time paas kr rha ha...

 

Boys: Hum Larkiyon se ziada educated hain.

Girls: Nhi g. Hum kuch B kr Sakti hain.
Boys: Achaa, To phir deewaar pe

susu se ABC Likh k Dikhao..

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MAnnat kyun Maangte ho
Aurron k Darbar se,

Wo konsa kaam Hai Jo
Hota Nahi tere PARWARDIGAR..?

 

Science Proved It:
¤Sajda Karnay Say Nigha Taiz,
Demag Taqat War,
Aur
Chehra Haséen Hota Hai.
Spread It If U Can.
Jazak Allah……!

 

Jumma Mubarak
On one Friday MUHAMMAD (PBUH) said:
O Muslims! Allah Ta’ala has made this day a day of Eid.
So have a bath on this day, whoever has perfume should apply it,
and use the Miswak...

 

Likh Likh K Chomta Hun Tera Nam Ya Allah
Dil Main Basa Hua Hy Tera Nam Ya Allah
Lagti Nahi Hy Isiliye Thokar Mujhe Kabhi
Aata Hy Tera Naam Mere Kam Ya Allah...

 

Aslam o Alekum!
ALLAH K Qareb Le Jane Wali Chand Baten:
1.Ghar Walo Se Khush Ikhlaqi
2.Nafs ki Mukhalfat
3.Mazlom Ki Imdad
4.Gharibo Ki Dil Joi
5.Bemar Ki Ayadt
6.Naik Logo Ki Sohbat
7.Wada Ki Wafa
8.Waldain Ka Ehtram
9.Mehman Nawazi
10.Maaf Kar Dena..

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Mother Poetry:

MAA sath hai to saya-e-qudrat b sath hai
MAA k bagir esa lge din b raat he,
Main door jaun uska mre sar pe hath he,
Mre liay to mri MAA hi kainat he.....

 

Ek hasti hy jo jan hy meri
jo aan se barh kar maan hy meri
khuda hukam de to kar dun sajda usy
Q k wo r koi nhi "MAA" hy meri....

 

Dastaan mere pyaar ki bas,
Ek hasti ke gird ghoomti hai,

Pyaar Jannat se isliye hai mujhe,
Ye meri "MAA" ke qadam choomti hai....

 

Sari Zindgi maa k naam karta hon,

main khud ko maa ka ghulam karta hon,

jinhon ne ki zindagi aulad pe nisar,

jo hain maayen inko salam karta hon,

jahan dekhta hon lafz maa likha hoa,

chomta hon iska ehteram karta hon,

meri zuban ko mil jati hy phir mithas,

jab b maa se kalam karta hon

....I love u Maa....

 

When I Came Home In The Rain,

Brother Asked:

Why U Didn't Take An Umbrella?

Sister Adviced:

Why U Didn't Wait Till Rain Stopped.

Father Angrily Wa
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Only After Getting Cold,

U Will Realize.

But

Mother While Drying My Hair Said

Stupid Rain!

Couldn't It Wait

Till My Child Came Home....

 

Laboun pe is ke kabhe bad dua nahe hoti.

Bus ik maa he jo khafa nahe hoti...

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Funny poetry:

A baby was BORN to a sardar. When the nurse brought the baby to him he beamed out saying, Please dont tell my wife abt this, I want to give her a surprise!

 

Sacha waqiya....

ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee...

 

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI".....

 

Hasarat e deedar ki khatir us k muhaly main easeload ki shop khol li roz 1 naya shaks us k namr py 100 ka load kawa jata hy mohabbat na mili shop chal pare....

 

What is another painful sentence by our friend other than  i hate u? ”i finishd the syllabus. Did u?” :p It hurts a lot.....

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Mother Poerty:

Aye Maa’on Behnon Betiyon, Dunya ki zeenat tum se hai,
Mulkon ki basti ho tumhi, Qomon ki izat tum se hai,

Tum ghar ki shehzaadiyan, Shehron ki ho abaadiyan,
Ghamgeen dilon ki shadiyan, Dukh sukh mein raahat tum se hai,

Tum ho to ooncha hai watan, Tum bin hai veerana chaman,
Ho des ya pardes, jeeney ki haalat tum se hai,

Naiki ki tum tasveer ho, Ifat ki tum tadbeer ho,
Ho deen ki tum paasban, Imaan salamat tum se hai,

Fitrat tumhari hai hayaa, Tabiyat mein hai mehr-o-wafaa,
Ghanni hai sabr-o-razaa, Insaan ibaarat tum se hai,

Munass ho khandaanon ki tum, Gham-khuwaar farzandon ki tum,
Tum bin ghar veeraan sab, Ghar bhar mein barkat tum se hai,

Tum aas ho bemaar ki, Dhaaras ho tum bekaar ki,
Daulat ho tum nadaar ki, Asrat mein ishrat tum se hai…

 

Wo mare badsalooki mai bi mujhy dua dati hai.
Aghosh mai le kr sb ghum bhula date hai.

Yun lagta hai jaisy jannat sy a rahe ho khushbo.
Jb wo apny palu sy mujhy hawa dati hai.

Mai agar kroon anjany mai koi ghalte.
Meri ‘Maa’ es pr b muskura deti hai.

Kya khub bnaya hai rab ny rishta ‘Maa’ ka.
Weeran ghar ko b jannat bna dati hai

‘Maa’ ke bad mera kon sahara hai.
Ye he soch mujhy kbe kabi rula dati hai…!!

 

Main choti si ik bachi thi
teri ungli tham kai chalti thi
tu door nazar se hoti thi
main aansoo ansoo roti thi...

khabon ka ik roshan basta
tu roz mujhe pehnati thi
Jab darti thi main ratun ko
tu apne sath sulati thi...

Maan tu ne kitne barson tak
is phool ko seincha hathon se
Jeevan kai gheray bhedon ko
main samjhi teri batoon se...

Mein teree yaad kai takia per
ab bhi rat ko sotee hoon
Maan me choti see ik bachi
teri yad mein ab bhi rooti hoon.....

 

"Maa Ki Dua ”
Jannat Nazeer Hai Meri Maa
Rehmath Ki Tasweer Hai Meri Maa
Mein Ek Khawab Hoon Zindagi Ka
Jiski Tabeer Hai Meri Maa
Zindagi Ki Mushkil Rahoun Me
Mashaal-E-Raah Hai Meri Maa
Mere Har Gham,Mere Har Dard Me
Ek Naya Josh Hai Meri Maa
Meri Har Nakaami Wabista Hai Mujh se
Meri Har Kamayabi Ka Raaz Hai Meri Maa
Chupa Leti hai Woh Zakhm Ko Marham Ki Tarah
Mere Dard Ki Dawaa Hai Meri Maa
Duniya Me Nahi Koi Badal Iska
Mamta Me Hai Mukammil Meri Maa.....

 

Maa Sath ha to saya-e-Qudrat bi sath ha
Maa k beghair lagy din b raat hai...
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Mein dur jaon to uksa mery sar pe hath ha
Mery liye to meri Maa hi kaynat hai..
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Daaman mein Maa k sirf wafaon k phool hein
Hum sarey apni Maa k Qadmoon k dhool hein.
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Aulaad k Sitam usey Hass k Qabool hein
Bachon ko Bakash deina hi Maa k Usool hein.
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Din Raat Us ne Paal Pos k bada kiya
Girney laga to Maa nemuje phir khara kiya...

 

Sakht raton mein bhi safar asaan lagta hai,
Yeh meri Maan ki duaayon ka assar lagta hai....

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