Barati Girls Picture Pack - 10

 

Boy vs Girl sms:

BOY: Ager main mar gya to kia tum dosri shadi karogi

GIRL: Nhi me apni BEHAN ke 7 reh lungi

GIRL: Agr main mar gyi to

BOY: Main bhi Tumhari BEHAN ke 7 reh lunga.

 

girl-Janu, tum ne mujh mein kya dekha
k mujh se pyar kiya..?

Smart ans:

Boy-Sub kuch dekhne k liye to pyar kiya hai, pagli...

 

boy Propose a Girl:
I Love u,and i want to marry With U

Girl:
Bhai Urdu ma bolo Mujhe Angrezi Ni Aati

Boy:kuch ni baji Dua krna pakistan
india sy jeet jaye..

 

boy Propose a Girl:
I Love u,and i want to marry With U

Girl:
Bhai Urdu ma bolo Mujhe Angrezi Ni Aati

Boy:kuch ni baji Dua krna pakistan
india sy jeet jaye..

 

Ek girl frnd ki Request hy
Plz is msg ko itna frwd karen k uske boy Frnd tk ponch jaye
.

.

.
Shahid tu Sim badal k changa nai Kita

Mar ja kutty...

 

“Modren Bezti”

Boy 2 girl:
I love u & want 2 marry u

Girl:ApNi shakL dekhi hY
.
boy: Dekhi hY to tery pas aya hn wrna Katrina kaif k pas na jata, churail:-)

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Student sms:

Kaash Parhai b muhabbat ki tarah hoti…
.
Karni nahi parti Bussss….ho jaati.:-
.
DUKHI STUDENT:-)

 

Fizaon me gonj rhi he awaz ratta lgany ki

.,.DOST,,,

Lgta he nalaiqon k EXAM aa rhe hain!

 

Chitta kurta…. otton lal pholl karhai da

wah wah

Chitta kurta otton lal phol karhai da

1 sajna di yad standi otton season parhai da:)

 

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaron k sath awaragardi

SO plz focus on ur study..

 School ke peeche nadi me Principle Doob Raha Tha.
Pappu Ne Dekha Or zor zor Se Chillate Hue bhaaga.
.
.
.
.
.
kal chhutti hai!
kal chhutti hai!

 

TEACHER:
Wo konsa DEPARTMENT hy jis me ORAT kaam nhi kr sakti?

STUDENT:
FIRE BRIGADE.

Techar:
Q?

Studnt:
AURTON ka
kaam AAG lgana hy bhujana nahi...

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College girls Picture Pack - 8

 

exam sms:

In exam, teacher said write your lover’s name on paper…

After 5 seconds all Boys said: Finished madam…

After 1 hour all Girls Said: Extra Sheet plzzzz:-)

 

Exam me Sawal aya k,

CHALLNGE kisy kehte ha,

pathan Ne pura paper khali chor k Last Page pr likha,

APNE BAP Ki ULAD Hai TO PAS KR K DiKHA.

.

(its challenge)

 

“Samundar sy keh do
apni mojain sanbhal k rakhy…

Zindagi me tofaan laany k lye
hmara “Result” hi
kaafi ha…:-(

 

ek lrki rasty ma khoshi se sethi baja kr ja rhi thi,

Old man: Beti kia bat Hy itni khosh Q ho,

Larki. Kameno k exams hain rasty khali Hy...

 

Main to exam ki waja say pareshan phr rahi thi dosto

Beghairton ne meri ami ko keh dia isko pyar hogaya hai

¡’/(‘.’)
¡   ¡ (> nai ammi
¡  ¡ /   qasam ly lo!!

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sad poetry sms:

Ab ye socha hai apni zaat main rahen ge,
Bohat dekh liya logon se shanasai ker ke.!!

 

Agar Tum Sath Hote..
Main Youn Taqseem Na Hota..

 

Sanson ka SaFar Tum sy Tumhi tak hai
Han meri mohbt b Tum sy Tumhi tak hai
Jazba-e-ishq sacha na hota to rasta badal leta
Mery raston ka guzar Tum sy Tumhi tk hai...!

 

Sabhi Tareef Krte Hein Meri Tehreer Ki Lekin

Kabhi Koi Nhi Sunta Mere Alfaaz Ki Siski....

 

Kaghaz Ka Yeh Libaas
Chiraagho K Shehar Main.....

Sambhal Sambhal K Chalo Tum Nashe Main Ho....!!!

 

Na Wo Farishta Ho Na Farishte Jaisa Ho
Mujhe Talash Hai Uski Jo Mere Jaisa Ho...

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Desi kuriya Picture Pack - 6

Sms piyar poetry:

Tumhra Daman Ho Aur Bas,
Motiyon ki Tarhan Bikhr Jaon Mein...

 

Chalaaaye To Teeer Sabhi Ney Lekin . . . . .

Is DIL K Qaaatil , TuM Niklay . . . . .!

 

Dil Se KIya Baat Karon ? Meri KaHan sunta Hai Ye . . .

TuM Piyaar se KaHo NA is Se BeHal Jane K Liye . . . !

 

mujh per jab sitam karna to tars mat khana logon
mujh per har saza jaiz hai k main ne mohabbat ki hai...

 

usey meri wafaon ka khayal aya to bht dair bad
mita kar wo mujhe ab meri kami mehsos karte hain...

 

Abhi khushyaan muqader may nahi hain

abhi waqf e ghum e dunya rahengey...

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Iqra Gul Pictures Pack - 1

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Ek din english teacher ne ik student ko khara kiya aur kaha
Teahcer: ik aisa sentence bano jis mein word “hand ” aaya hoo
tu student ney jawab siya
Student: my penis is in ur hand.
Teacher: jawab sun kar teacher ney student ko ik thappar mara
Student: sorry pen aur is k darmiyaan space dalna bhooll gaya tha....

 

World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.

3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

 

Points tht pröve U r a Nörml Studnt
*B4 Paperz Unnecesary SMS 2 frndz
*Plan each day 2 study bt at da end of day”Kal se paka”
*U waste al ur time in countng chaptrs instead of learning
*U want a break aftr 2 pages
*Unnecessarily u strt feelng hungry
*U evn strt liking PTV
*On each point U smiled N said mj pe ft hoty hain...

 

Teacher: Iska passive voice bnao.
“Sunsan Jghon pr Bachon k sath hadsy ho jaty hen”.
Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai...

 

Teacher:
Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?

Student:
Shadi…

Teacher:
Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

Student:
Dulha…

Teacher:
Oho… I Mean Bare Hokar Kya Hasil Karo Ge?

Student:
Dulhan

Teacher: Uffo… Matlb aisa kya karoge? Jo tum ne pehle kabi nahi kya

Student:
Nikaah...

 

Teacher: Yeh betaen k khush fehmi kya hoti hai?
Student: Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Zara Aapko Bula Rahi Hin.
Sir Ne Dekha To Koi Nahi Tha
Student: Sir isi ka naam Khush Fehmi hy.. ;)

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poetry sms:
Kaash woh samajthe is dil ki tadap ko

Tho yun humein ruswa na kiya hotha

Unki ye berukhi zulm bhi manzoor thi humein

Bas ek baar humein samaj-liya hota....

poetry:
Wo Ji Ik Phool Hai, Pathar Bhi To Ho Sakta Hai

Narm Lehja Kabhi Khanjar Bhi to Ho Sakta Hai

Kiya Zuroori Hai K Chahat Main Wo Seeny Se Lagy

Is Lipatne Ki Waja Darr Bhi To Ho Sakta Hai ..

Teri Kurbat Mai Jisy Lafz Bhi Na Soojha Koi

Tere Gham Mai Wo Sukhan War Bhi to Ho Sakta Hai

Zindagi Saari Khuli Aankhon Jisy Dekha Hai ..

Wo Kisi Khuwab Ka Manzar Bhi to Ho Sakta Hai

Kiye Zuroori Hai K Darwazy Pe Pathar hi Lagy

Dekh Bahir Tera Nayyar Bhi to Ho Sakta Hai ..

poetry:
Meri Har Nazar Teri Muntazir

Teri Har Nazar Kisi Aur Ki ...

Meri Zindagi Teri Bandagi

Teri Zindagi Kisi Aur Ki ...

Kabhi Waqat Jo Mille Tujhe

Zara Aakay Dekh Mery Haal Ko

Meri Har Ghari Tery Liya

Teri Har Ghari Kisi Aur Ki ...

Mujhe Sirf Teri Talab Thi

Par Jane Mujhe Tu Kion Na Milla

Tu Usse Milla Mere Sanam

Jise Thi Talab Kisi Aur Ki ...

poerty:
Jab kabi wo hoga apni zaat me Tanha

"To Yaad Aoungi"

Na chala qadam se qadam koi

"To Yaad Aoungi"

Main uski ankhon ka ishara b samaj leta hon

Na samaj saka koi dil ki baat

"To Yaad Aoungi"

Din ka har ik pal guzrega jab us pe kathin

Aur tanha kate gi raat

"To Yaad Aoungi"

Har bazi jan kar us se har jati hon

Jab de ga koi usse haar

"To Yaad Aoungi"

Hansne ko to dunya b hansti hy sath sath

Na roya koi dukh mai sath

"To Yaad Aoungi"

poetry:
Koi Ilzam Lga Kr To Saza Di Hoti.Phir Meri Lash Sare-Bazar Jala Di Hoti.

Itni Nafrat Thi To Pyar Se Dekha Kioun Tha.

Mjhe Pehle Hi Meri Okat Bata Di Hoti.

Dekh Kar Zakham Mere Ankhain Chura Li Tu ne.

Poch Kar Kuch To Zakhmon Ki Dawa Di Hoti.

So Jati Main B Chain Se Jana.

Tu Ne Agar Shoq Se Aanchal Ki Hawa Di Hoti.

Zindagi Apni B Chain Se Guzar Jani Thi.

K

Tu Ne Agar Pyar Se Dil Main Jaga Di Hoti.....!!!!

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Cool Girls Picture Pack - 4

“Beauty Tips for Girls”

*limo or zafaran k pat te mix kar k lagane se rangat nikhar jati he.

*taza moli ka ras nilak kar use itne hi dodh me mila kar jitna ras ho, mix kar k chehre par laga ne se chahiyan khatam hoja ti hai.

*zeton k tel se paon or hatho ki malish karne se in me khubsorti aati he.

*besan se rozana mun dhone se b rang sufed hoti he.

*limo k chilko se gardan ka masaj karne se is ka kalapan khatm hoja ta he...

funny:
Wo HamSafar Tha Magar Uske Achi Kamai Na thi,

K Soup, Chai Usne Kabi Pilai Na Thi…

Sardiyan Thin, Flu Tha, Cough Thi Magar,

Pagal Ke Pass Sab Kch Tha, Ek Dawai Na Thi… 

poetry:
Samjh kar kanch ka tukra tarsha mujh ko dunia ne...
banna phir bhi nahii kangan teri nazuk kalai ka....!!!

poetry:
Mujh se vaaqif to mere jism ka saayaa bhi na tha

Kaisay ho jata tumhara main khud apna bhi na tha

Jitna mayuus hai woh shakhs bikhar ker mujh se

Itni shiddat se to main ne usay chaaha bhi na tha

Jaisay ilzaam lagaye hain mere sar us ne

Aisi nazaron se to main ne usay dekha bhi na tha

Meri aawaaz ka gham sheher ne jana kyunkar

Main to us bheer mein khaamosh tha bola bhi na tha...

poetry:
USKA HI ZIKR HAI AUR MAIN HUN

ISHQ BE KHABAR HAI AUR MAIN HUN

ZYADA KEHNA BHI KYA LAFZ HANSTE SE HAIN

USKA HI ASAR HAI AUR MAIN HUN

FASLE NA RAHE DOORIYAN MIT CHUKIN

PYAR KA IK SHAHAR HAI AUR MAIN HUN

EK GUMNAAM PYAR EK KHAAMOSH ISHQ

HASRATON KA NAGAR HAI AUR MAIN HUN..

A Small Love Story:

GIRL: Kiya Main Tumhain Pyari lagti hon ?

BOY: Nahi

GIRL: Kiya Tum Mere Sath Rehna Chahatey ho ?

BOY: Nahi

GIRL: Agar Main Mar jaon to Tum Roo gey ?

BOY: Nahi

Larki Bohot Udaas ho gayi Usey Bohot Dukh howa Or Woh Roney lagi

Larkey ne Usey Apne Pas kiya Or Kaha

Tum Pyari Nahi. Bohot Khubsurat ho

Main Tumhare Sath Rehna Nahi. Balkey Jeena Chahata hon

Agar Tumhain Kuch ho gaya to Main Roun ga Nahi. Mar jaun ga

pagli...

funny:

Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kushi ka jawaaz kya ho sakta hai?

K Doosri Larki ne bhi Usi Colour aur Design ka Suit pehna hua hai…

poetry:
Ankhon Mein Sama Jao, Is Dil Mein Raha Karna
Taron Mein Hansa Karna, Phoolon Mein Khila Karna.

Jab Se Tumhein Dekha Hai, Jab Se Tumhein Paya Hai

Kuchh Hosh Nahin Mujhko, Ek Nasha Sa Chhaya Hai

Ab Baat Jo Karni Ho, Aankhon Se Kaha Karna..

Aey Kaash Dharkta Dil, Kuchh Der Thahar Jaaye

Ye Raat, Mohabbat Kii, Yunhii Na Guzar Jaae...

Baqi Hai Abhii Tum Par, Ye Jaan Fidaa Karnaa

Aankhon Mein Samaa Jaao, Is Dil Mein Rahaa Karna...

Kismat Na Dikhaye Ab, Ghariyaan Hamein Furaqat Ki

Har Raat Yuunhi Chamake,Taqadir Mohabbat Ki...

Aey Chand Sitaaro Tum Mil Jul Ke Duaa Karna

Aankhon Mein Samaa Jaao, Is Dil Mein Rahaa Karna......

funny:
Mohabaat mein Dil Torne ke Liye Itna He Kafi hai
Faraz...
Ap Ka Matluba Number Dosri Line Pr Masruf Hai... 

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innocent Girl Pictures Pack - 3

Ye Betiyan Kesi Hoti Hain

Ye Pariyon Jesi Hoti Hain

Ye Bat Bat Pe Roti Hain

Dil Hota Hai Inka Nazuk Sa

Ye Bholi Bhali Hoti Hain

Baap Ki Ladli Hoti Hain

Ma Ki Sulaari Hoti Hain

Guryon Se Khelna Bachpan Inka

Itni Jaldi Kesey Beet Gya

Aangan Soona Kar Jati Hain

Baap Ka Dard Samajhti Hain

Ma K Aanso Ponchti Hain

Ye Betiyan Kesi Hoti Hain

Ye Paryon Jesi Hoti Hain....

Kathin he rah guzar thori door saath chalo

buhat kara he safar tori door saath chalo

tamam umar kahan saath deta he

ye jaanta hoon magar’ thori door saath chalo

nashe main choor hoon main b tumhain b hosh nai

bara maza ho agar thori door saath chalo

ye ek shab ki mulaqaat b ghanimat he

kise he kal ki khabar thori door saath chalo

abhi to door hain chirag rahon ke!!!

abhi he door sahar thori door saath chalo

tawaaf e manzil e janaan hamain b karna he

faraz tum bhi agar thori door saath chalo...

Dil Ki Bohat Nazuk hoti hain

*BEHNAY*

Sada ” BHAIYO ” Ki Muntazir Reti hain *BEHNAY*

*BHAI* Q tor daity hain inka Nazuk sa dil,

Un Ki Isi Adaa par Bohat ” R0ti ” hain *”BEHNAY”*

Hr pal takkti Hain “*BHAIYO “* Ki Raahen,

Na Aaen tO khamosh AANSU Baha Laiti hain

“*BEHNAY*”

Thukraty han ,Staaty hain, BHOOL jaty hain

” * ” BHAI “* ”

Na janay Phir Bhe Q *BHAIYOON* kO

“Dua”DEti han BEHNAY.

Maa thand¡ chaon ha¡*

To baap ghana darakht*

Maa k pairon tale jannat ha¡*

To baap k pahlon ma¡n jannat*

Maa k begair ghar souna ha¡*

To baap k begair zindag¡ viraan*

Maa mohabat ka dariya ha¡*

To baap shifqat ka samandar*

Maa aulaad ki rafiq ha¡*

To baap aulaad k liye shafiq*

Maa tohfa khuda wandi ha¡*

To baap rahmat khuda wand¡*

Meri maa mera fakhar ha¡*

Or mera baap mera garoor*

Meri maa mera ishq ha¡*

Or mera baap mera janoon.

Jheel Mein Chaand Nazar Aye Thi Hasarat Usaki

Kab Se Ankhon Mein Liye Baitha Huun Surat Usaki

Ek Din Mere Kinaron Mein Simat Jayegi

Tehare Paani Si Yeh Khamosh Muhabaat Usaki

Bandh Mutii Ki Tarah Woh Kabhi Khulata Hi Nahin

Faasale Aur Badaa Deti Hai Kurbat Usaki

Kisne Jaana Hai Badalate Hua Mausam Ka Mizaaz

Usko Chaho Toh Samaj Paaoge Fitrat Usaki.......

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