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College-School Sms:

A Thermometer is not the only thing
that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN..!

A silent MSG for all students...

 

Air and Students have the same Mentality

U know how?

Both are turning the books pages without reading...

 

Air and Students have the same Mentality

U know how?

Both are turning the books pages without reading...

 

Imagine Life without Girls

-All theater silent

-Police at rest

-Mobile companies in loss

-Gift shop in loss

All boys were university topper...

 

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

 

Teacher: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Student: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi...

 

Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

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Computer Sms Funny Messages:

Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!

What to say now. :P 

 

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!!

 

Dear Computer User,

I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards
The Keys 0f Keyboard,
But
0ne question…

Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me
With All Your Power?

Yours sincerely,
‘ENTER’ Key!

 

Teacher Gave Him Punishment
To Write 5000 Times
“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…”
And Submit It Tomorrow….

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

#Include
Void Main( )
{
Clrscr( );Int N;
For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )
Printf(“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class”); Getch( ); }

Be A Programmer… Think Differently...

 

Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her
She types “BRAIN” as password
Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz
Laptop replied: TOO SMALL...

 

FUNNY JOKE
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
.
.
.
.
the chappals u lost at the temple...

 

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse yada Bole Jate Hain ?

STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao...

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Smile Sms Jokes & Messages:

Fallen Flowers Cant Climb Back
So dont think about the past.
Love the present.
Live for the future..
always have a Beautiful & Sweet Smile...

 

Sun glows for a day,
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute.
But,
A good day can glow forever.
So, start ur day with a smile...

 

Smile For The Ones You Love...
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy...
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes ...
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything ...
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless ...

 

I never worry about who wish me when I win or i am happy..
But
I just see who holds my hand when I lost everything in my life...

 

In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy...
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile...
Birds sings to make me smile....
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face...

 

Biggest truth:
You can calculate everything, even the speed of light
but
Cant calculate the hate of the people behind their smile....

 

Keep smiling
And
One day life will
Get tired of upsetting
You...

 

The Happiest people don’t have everything in life.
They just keep creating situations that bring happiness everyday.
Be Happy Forever...

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Tounge twister:

Troubling tongue twister sms : "Trouble is not a trouble,trouble wont trouble you,if u trouble a trouble,trouble will trouble u double trouble"

 

Aap Is Jumley Ko 5 Murtaba Repeat Nahi Kar Saktay, Try Your Luck. "Upper Roller Lower Roller" Its Fun. ;-)

 

2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea. “See”...

 

'The sixth sick sikh's sixth sheep is sick'


This is the world's hardest tongue twister.. According to guiness book of world records..
TRY IT...!!:-)

 

chandu k chacha ne chandu ki chachi ko chandy k chamch se chtni chtai...

 

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood...

 

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

 

A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.

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Tounge twister:

"If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickeld peppers,how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Its a Challenge Read It Faster...

 

Are You Fluent In English .?

Read It Fast . . .

Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper...

 

Teacher:"Childrn,2days Word is W;Make Sentence."
Tim:"While We Were Walking, We Were Watching Window Washers Wash Washington's Windows With Warm Washing Water!

 

This Has Been Declared

As D Worlds Most Difficult

Tongue Twister: "The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick"


Try It...

 

Sms ko sms se sms me us sms ko milaya

sms ko sms ne sms ko us ne sms ko bataha

to sms ki sms jis sms ko dikhaya

ab bata apne sms ko sms ne sms me kya dikha...

 

I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn?t the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn?t have thought so much...

 

Read slowly:
U r que tea, Love lee, Grey ate, On nest, At track thief, Cheer fool, Soup pub and u r my most Press Yes friend.
House dat!!

 

betty brought a bit of bitter but the butter was bitter so she brought some more butter to more the bitter butter, better...

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 Anushka Sharma Biography:

Name: Anushka Sharma
Sex: Female
Date of Birth: 01 May 1988
Place of Birth: Bangalore

Anushka Sharma (Hindi: अनुष्का शर्मा, Kannada: ಅನುಷ್ಕಾ ಶರ್ಮ) is model and actress in the Bollywood film industry. In 2008, she played the female lead role in the Bollywood film Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi, directed by Aditya Chopra.

 Anushka Sharma was born to an army based family in Bangalore. Her father is a highly ranked Army Officer and her mother is a housewife. She has one elder brother who was a state-level cricketer and is now in the Merchant Navy. She studied in Army School and then excelled to achieve a graduation specialized in arts from Mount Carmel College, Bangalore. She is currently studying for a degree in economics at Mount Carmel, which she is completing through correspondence. she specially know for her smile..

Sharma was then spotted by designer Wendell Rodricks and the next thing she knew was that she was his show-stopper at Wendell Rodricks Les Vamps Show. Within a year she became a sensational model in India, and was picked to be Wendell Rodricks's finale model at the Spring Summer '07 Collection. Since then the demure looking model has done campaigns for Silk & Shine, Whisper, Nathella Jewelry and Fiat Palio.

 

 

 

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