Iqra Gul Pictures Pack - 1

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Ek din english teacher ne ik student ko khara kiya aur kaha
Teahcer: ik aisa sentence bano jis mein word “hand ” aaya hoo
tu student ney jawab siya
Student: my penis is in ur hand.
Teacher: jawab sun kar teacher ney student ko ik thappar mara
Student: sorry pen aur is k darmiyaan space dalna bhooll gaya tha....

 

World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.

3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

 

Points tht pröve U r a Nörml Studnt
*B4 Paperz Unnecesary SMS 2 frndz
*Plan each day 2 study bt at da end of day”Kal se paka”
*U waste al ur time in countng chaptrs instead of learning
*U want a break aftr 2 pages
*Unnecessarily u strt feelng hungry
*U evn strt liking PTV
*On each point U smiled N said mj pe ft hoty hain...

 

Teacher: Iska passive voice bnao.
“Sunsan Jghon pr Bachon k sath hadsy ho jaty hen”.
Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai...

 

Teacher:
Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?

Student:
Shadi…

Teacher:
Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

Student:
Dulha…

Teacher:
Oho… I Mean Bare Hokar Kya Hasil Karo Ge?

Student:
Dulhan

Teacher: Uffo… Matlb aisa kya karoge? Jo tum ne pehle kabi nahi kya

Student:
Nikaah...

 

Teacher: Yeh betaen k khush fehmi kya hoti hai?
Student: Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Zara Aapko Bula Rahi Hin.
Sir Ne Dekha To Koi Nahi Tha
Student: Sir isi ka naam Khush Fehmi hy.. ;)

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Kabhi waqt mile to aajao,
Ham jheel kinare ja baithen,

Tum apne sukh ki baat karo,
Hum apne dukh ki baat karain,

Aur un lamhoon ki baat karain,
Jo sung tumhare beet gaye,

Aur ehd-e-khizan ki nazar howy,
In sabz ruton k daman mai,

Hum pyar ki khushbo mehkain,
In bikhray sabz nazaron ko,

Ham aankhon men tasveeer karain,
Phir apne pyar k jado se,

Hum lamhoon ko jageer karain,
Kabhi waqt milaye to ajao…

Hum jheel kinare ja baithen...

 

Yunhi Umeed Dilatay Hain Zamane Wale,

Laut Kay Kab Aatay Hain Jane Wale,

Tu Ne Dekha Kabi Sehra Main Jhulasta Hua Darakht,

Iss Tarha Jaltay Hain Wafaon ko Nibhane Wale,

Tu Aa Kar To Dekh Kabi Un Ki Shabon Main,

Kitna Rotay Hain Zamane Ko Hasane Wale…!

 

Muddat K Bad Dekha Use Badla Hua Tha Wo
Najane kia Haadsa Hua Sehma Hua Tha Wo.

Mujhe dakh kar Usne Chehra to chupa Liya
Mgr Ankhen Bata Rahi Thi K RO0YA hua tha wo.

Uski Ankhen Dakh Kar MEHSOOS hua Mujhe
Meri Tarha kisi S0och main Dooba Hua Tha wo.

Uski S0ne Jasi Rangat Zard Parr Gai thi
Jase kisi Ke pyaar main jalla Hua tha Wo.

NAEEM Qurbaan Jaon us shakhs par main
Yaad main jis ki Khoya Hua Tha Wo...

 

Bikharna tootna bhi aor anaa ke saath bhi rehna
Sitam eejaad bhi karna, wafa ke saath bhi rehna.

Tera andaaz aisa hai andheron ki kahaani main
Jalaana kuch diye bhi aur hawa ke saath bhi rehna.

Yahaan to shokhiyon ko apni zebaaii se matlab hai
Lahu main bhi machalna aur hina ke saath bhi rehna.

Ajab rang-e-ta’aluq hai mohabbat ka mere dil se
Keh us ko torna bhi aur sada kay saath bhi rehna.

Haram aur dair sab naqsh-e-mohabbat hain, to dil ko hai
Khad-o-khaal-e-butaan main bhi, khuda ke saath bhi rehna...

 

Mujhey arzoo e seher rahi yunhi raat bhar bari dair tak.
Na bikhar sake na simat sake yunhi raat bhar bari dair tak
Hai bohat azaab aur akaily hum, shab e gham bhi meri taweel tar
Rahi zindagi bhi saraab aur rahi aankh tar bari dair tak.
Yahan har taraf hai ajeeb samaan, sabhi khud pasand, sabhi khud numa
Dil e be-qaraaar ko na mila koi chara gar bari dair tak.
Mujhay zindagi hai aziz tar isi wastey mery hamsafar
Mujhay qatra qatra pila zehr, jo karey asar bari dair tak.
Na sakoon e jaan na shreek e gham mila is jahan mein chaar su
Teri yaad thi meray saath jo rahi dar ba dar bari dair tak.
Yahan shehar e dil bhi udaas hai aur ujaar ujaar si rah guzar
Rahey teray baad dhwaan dhwaan meray baam o dar bari dair tak...

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Karray Hain Hijar k Lamhaat,Uss Se Keh Dena
Bikhar Rahi Hay Meri Zaat,Uss Se Keh Dena

Hawa-e-Mousam- e-Gham Uss k Shehar Jaye To
Mery Dukhoon Ki Koi Baat Uss Se Keh Dena

Yeh WeHshatein,Yeh Udasi,Yeh RatJagoo k Azaab
Ussi Ki Hain Yeh Inayaat,Uss Se Keh Dena

Bohat Taweel Bohat KarabNaak Hoti Hain
Judayion Ki Har Ik Raat,Uss Se Keh Dena

Vo Dil Ki Bazi Jahan Mujh Se Jeetna Chahey
Main Maan Loon Ga Vohin Maat,Uss Se Keh Dena

Wafa Ki Raah Mein,Main Aaj bhi Akaila Hoon
Koi Nahi Hay Mery Saath,Uss Se Keh Dena....

 

pyaas vo dil kii bujhaane kabhii aayaa bhii naheen
kaisaa baadal hai jisakaa ko_ii saayaa bhii naheen...

beruKhii is se ba.Dii aur bhalaa kyaa hogii
ek muddat se hame.n us ne sataayaa bhii naheen...

roz aataa hai dar-e-dil pe vo dastak dene
aaj tak hamane jise paas bulaayaa bhii naheen...

sun liyaa kaise Khudaa jaane zamaane bhar ne
vo fasaanaa jo kabhii hamane sunaayaa bhii naheen...

tum to shaayar ho 'Qateel' aur vo ik aam saa shaKhs
us ne chaahaa bhii tujhe aur jataayaa bhii naheen...

 

Tu Hawa K Hath Pe Chahtoun Ka Dia Jalany Ki Zid Na Kr
Ye Udas Logo Ka Shehr Hai Yaha Muskrany Ki Zid Na Kr...

Me Hon Dosto Ka Dasa Hua, Mera Gham Hai Had Se Barha Huwa
Me Shiksta Ghar Ki Misal Hon Mere Pas Aany Ki Zid Na Kr...

Me Teri Ghazal To Nahi Hon Na Jo Hr 1 Lab Pe Saja Rahon
Me To 1 Misra-e-Dard Hon Mujhy Gungnany Ki Zid Na Kr...

Abhi Lout Aa, Abhi Waqt Hai Abhi Jan Baqi Hai Jism Me
Tujhy Eilm Hai Meri JAN Hai Tu, Mujhy Aazmany Ki Zid Na Kr...

 

Hum ne suna hai rahta hai ab bekraar woh
Chup ke kisi ka karata hai roz intezaar woh...

Gesu sanwaarta hain na hataun mein hain hina
Aaina dekhtaa bhi nahi baar baar woh...

Ek kuj adayee uss mein thi aur hum bhi beniyaz
Pachtawa hum ko hota hai aur sharmsaar woh...

Kamzoor chahe jitni ho samme wafa magar
Tanhaa hawa se ladti hai dewana war woh...

 

Mere Sathi Muj ko chor chale

Me Tanha hun Akash tale

Mere Sathi Mere Apne the

Kuch Mere b to Sapne the

Mere Sapne Mere Apne the

Mere Sapne Apne tor chale

Me Tanha hun Akash tale

Sab tori Duniya ki Rasmain

Khai Sath Jine Marne Ki Qasmain

Meri Mayyat hy  Tyar Pari

Koi use kaho Mere Sath chale

Me Tanha hun Akash tale

Kuch dair tu uska sath mile

yun Mera Dil Sarshar Rahe

Ab Dil ki Halat aesi hy

Bas Lout Aao k Sans Chale

Me Tanha hun Akash tale....

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Bahar Rutt me ujar Rasty,
Tak’ka kro gy to Ro paro gy…

Kisi se milny ko jab bhi Mohsin,
Sajja karo gy to Ro paro gy….
...
Tumhare wadon ne yar muj ko,
Tabah kiya hy kuch is trha se…

K zindgi me jo phir kisi se,
Dagha karo gy to Ro paro gy…

Main janta hon meri muhabbt,
Ujar dy gi tumhe bhi aise…

K chand raton me ab kisi se,
Mila kro gy to Ro paro gy…

Barasti barish me yad rakhna,
Tumhe stayein gi meri ankhen…

Kisi Wali k mazar par jab
Dua karo gy to Ro paro gy…!!!

 

Wo piyar ka saboot dikhaya karta tha
Aansoo baha kr mjhe manaya krta tha

Ye zindagi sirf tum se wabasta hai
Aksar ye baat mjhe bataya karta tha

Us ki baton mein kuch aisa asar tha
Mein barish k bina he bheeg jaya karta tha

Soney ki fursat kis ko the
Wo mjhe sari raat jagaya karta tha

Bechaini jab had se barh jati the
Wo ji bhar k galae lagaya karta tha

Wo itni muhabbat krne wala badal gaya
Jo sath nibhane ki qasam khaya karta tha.....

 

Meri Ankhon Main ajab sa Rang Dikhta Hai....
Jabsey teri Yaadon Ne Neend Urra Rakhi Hai....

Us Nay Is Kadar Tanha Kar Diya Mujh Ko
Kay Ab Kise Ko Bhee Tanha Dekha Nahin Ja Ta....

 

Kar K ik Dusre Se Ehd-e-Wafa
Aao Kuch Dair Jhoot Bolain Hum.......

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Ab Jo Bichhde Hai To Ehsaas Hua Hai Humko,
Dard Kya Hota Hai Ruswai Kise Kehte Hai,
Chaar Suu Gunjti Ruswayi Kise Kehte Hai,
Ab Jo Bichhde............

Koi Lamha Ho Teri Yaad Mein Kho Jaate Hai,
Ab To Khudko Bhi Muyasar Nahi Aa Paate Hai,
Raat Ho Din Ho Tere Pyaar Mein Behte Hai,
Dard Kya Hota Hai Tanhayi Kise Kehte Hai,
Ab Jo Bichhde....

 

Girl: What will u do if I'll get angry on u?

Boy: I'll just take u in my arms and hug u tightly till the warmth of my hug melts ur anger..!!!

 

Teri Berukhi Aur NarazGi Ke Shikway Main Kis Se Kar0n
Yahan Har KOi Ab Bhi Tujhe Mera Samjhta Hai...

 

Neendoon” ki Baghawat se Ye Nuqsaan Huwa Ha

Ik “Shakhs” Key Khawaboon Ko Tarasti Rahien Ankhien ....

 

Tu Mujh Sy Dooriyan Barhanay Ka Shoq Poora Kar.....

Meri Bhi Zidd Hay Tujhy Har Dua Main Maangon Ga...

 

Tum Lout K Annay Ki Zehmat Nahi Karna....

Hum Aik Muhabat Ko Dobara Nahi Krty....!!!

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Aaj Phir Bohat Udaas Hoon Men...!!
~Khair Ye MasLa Tumhara Nahi...!!

 

Safar-e wafa ki raah men
manzil jafa ki thi,

kaghaz ka ghar bana k b
khuwahish hawa ki thi..

thi jugnu'on k shehr men taaron se dushmani,

mashooq chand tha aur tamanna subha ki thi..

tum ne to ibadat ka tamasha bana dia,

chahat namaz ki thi pr aadat kaza ki thi..

mene to zindgi ko tere nam likha tha,

shayad magr kuch aur hi marzi KHUDA ki thi..

dard hi dena tha to pehle bata dete,
*_._._._._._*
hum ko b azal se hi
tamanna saza ki thi..!!

 

Yehi bohat hai ke dil usko dhoondh laya hai
Kisi ke sath sahi wo nazar to aaya hai........

 

Main us k Haathon mei tha...

Tute hue Sheeshe ki tarha...

Bari Umeed thi k bikhrne nhi dega...

Bus giraya kuch is Ada se k...

Simatne ki Aaas hi na rahi...

 

Mujh Se Bichar K Rona Mat.
Dekho Udas Hona Mat.
Apne Rangeen Aanchal Ko
Ashkon Se Bhigona Mat.
Phool, Kitaaben Or Khatoot
Meri Cheezain Khona Mat..
Apne Dil Ko Samjha Lena…
Phir Se Tanha Hona Mat..

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Yehi bohat hai ke dil usko dhoondh laya hai
Kisi ke sath sahi wo nazar to aaya hai...

 

koi pooch raha mujh se meri zindgi ki qeemat
mujhe yaad araha he teira halka sa muskurana....

 

♥ Dil Hote Jo Mere Seene Me Do ♥

♥Doosra Dil Bhii Mai Tumhe Deta Todne Ko ♥

 

Aвнι тo тarap тarap ĸ raaт ĸι тanнaιon ѕe nιĸli нoon...
Na jaane aв dιn ĸ υjaley or ĸιтna rυlayeιn gay мυjнe...!

 

Kab usay intizaar mera tha
Ye t0 bas aetibar mera tha

Meri khush fehmi thi shayad
K us pe kuch ikhtiyaar mera tha
... ...
Kabhi uski bhi aisi haalat thi
Jaise dil-e-beqaraar mera tha

Gham0n mein qaid kar gaya mujhe
w0hi j0 gham gusaar mera tha

Mein bhala kaise bho0l ja0n usay
J0 kabhi aik baar mera tha....

 

Tum Kisi Aur Ki Kismat Mein Ho, Tum Mere Nahi ...!!
Yeh Agar Sach Bhi Hai, To Mujhko Bataya Na Karo ..

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Mother Poetry:

MAA sath hai to saya-e-qudrat b sath hai
MAA k bagir esa lge din b raat he,
Main door jaun uska mre sar pe hath he,
Mre liay to mri MAA hi kainat he.....

 

Ek hasti hy jo jan hy meri
jo aan se barh kar maan hy meri
khuda hukam de to kar dun sajda usy
Q k wo r koi nhi "MAA" hy meri....

 

Dastaan mere pyaar ki bas,
Ek hasti ke gird ghoomti hai,

Pyaar Jannat se isliye hai mujhe,
Ye meri "MAA" ke qadam choomti hai....

 

Sari Zindgi maa k naam karta hon,

main khud ko maa ka ghulam karta hon,

jinhon ne ki zindagi aulad pe nisar,

jo hain maayen inko salam karta hon,

jahan dekhta hon lafz maa likha hoa,

chomta hon iska ehteram karta hon,

meri zuban ko mil jati hy phir mithas,

jab b maa se kalam karta hon

....I love u Maa....

 

When I Came Home In The Rain,

Brother Asked:

Why U Didn't Take An Umbrella?

Sister Adviced:

Why U Didn't Wait Till Rain Stopped.

Father Angrily Wa
ed:

Only After Getting Cold,

U Will Realize.

But

Mother While Drying My Hair Said

Stupid Rain!

Couldn't It Wait

Till My Child Came Home....

 

Laboun pe is ke kabhe bad dua nahe hoti.

Bus ik maa he jo khafa nahe hoti...

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Funny poetry:

A baby was BORN to a sardar. When the nurse brought the baby to him he beamed out saying, Please dont tell my wife abt this, I want to give her a surprise!

 

Sacha waqiya....

ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee...

 

Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

"AB TUMHARI BARI HAI"

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

"AB AAP KI BARI HAI".....

 

Hasarat e deedar ki khatir us k muhaly main easeload ki shop khol li roz 1 naya shaks us k namr py 100 ka load kawa jata hy mohabbat na mili shop chal pare....

 

What is another painful sentence by our friend other than  i hate u? ”i finishd the syllabus. Did u?” :p It hurts a lot.....

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Mother Poerty:

Aye Maa’on Behnon Betiyon, Dunya ki zeenat tum se hai,
Mulkon ki basti ho tumhi, Qomon ki izat tum se hai,

Tum ghar ki shehzaadiyan, Shehron ki ho abaadiyan,
Ghamgeen dilon ki shadiyan, Dukh sukh mein raahat tum se hai,

Tum ho to ooncha hai watan, Tum bin hai veerana chaman,
Ho des ya pardes, jeeney ki haalat tum se hai,

Naiki ki tum tasveer ho, Ifat ki tum tadbeer ho,
Ho deen ki tum paasban, Imaan salamat tum se hai,

Fitrat tumhari hai hayaa, Tabiyat mein hai mehr-o-wafaa,
Ghanni hai sabr-o-razaa, Insaan ibaarat tum se hai,

Munass ho khandaanon ki tum, Gham-khuwaar farzandon ki tum,
Tum bin ghar veeraan sab, Ghar bhar mein barkat tum se hai,

Tum aas ho bemaar ki, Dhaaras ho tum bekaar ki,
Daulat ho tum nadaar ki, Asrat mein ishrat tum se hai…

 

Wo mare badsalooki mai bi mujhy dua dati hai.
Aghosh mai le kr sb ghum bhula date hai.

Yun lagta hai jaisy jannat sy a rahe ho khushbo.
Jb wo apny palu sy mujhy hawa dati hai.

Mai agar kroon anjany mai koi ghalte.
Meri ‘Maa’ es pr b muskura deti hai.

Kya khub bnaya hai rab ny rishta ‘Maa’ ka.
Weeran ghar ko b jannat bna dati hai

‘Maa’ ke bad mera kon sahara hai.
Ye he soch mujhy kbe kabi rula dati hai…!!

 

Main choti si ik bachi thi
teri ungli tham kai chalti thi
tu door nazar se hoti thi
main aansoo ansoo roti thi...

khabon ka ik roshan basta
tu roz mujhe pehnati thi
Jab darti thi main ratun ko
tu apne sath sulati thi...

Maan tu ne kitne barson tak
is phool ko seincha hathon se
Jeevan kai gheray bhedon ko
main samjhi teri batoon se...

Mein teree yaad kai takia per
ab bhi rat ko sotee hoon
Maan me choti see ik bachi
teri yad mein ab bhi rooti hoon.....

 

"Maa Ki Dua ”
Jannat Nazeer Hai Meri Maa
Rehmath Ki Tasweer Hai Meri Maa
Mein Ek Khawab Hoon Zindagi Ka
Jiski Tabeer Hai Meri Maa
Zindagi Ki Mushkil Rahoun Me
Mashaal-E-Raah Hai Meri Maa
Mere Har Gham,Mere Har Dard Me
Ek Naya Josh Hai Meri Maa
Meri Har Nakaami Wabista Hai Mujh se
Meri Har Kamayabi Ka Raaz Hai Meri Maa
Chupa Leti hai Woh Zakhm Ko Marham Ki Tarah
Mere Dard Ki Dawaa Hai Meri Maa
Duniya Me Nahi Koi Badal Iska
Mamta Me Hai Mukammil Meri Maa.....

 

Maa Sath ha to saya-e-Qudrat bi sath ha
Maa k beghair lagy din b raat hai...
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Mein dur jaon to uksa mery sar pe hath ha
Mery liye to meri Maa hi kaynat hai..
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Daaman mein Maa k sirf wafaon k phool hein
Hum sarey apni Maa k Qadmoon k dhool hein.
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Aulaad k Sitam usey Hass k Qabool hein
Bachon ko Bakash deina hi Maa k Usool hein.
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Din Raat Us ne Paal Pos k bada kiya
Girney laga to Maa nemuje phir khara kiya...

 

Sakht raton mein bhi safar asaan lagta hai,
Yeh meri Maan ki duaayon ka assar lagta hai....

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