Boys and Girls Sms:
Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!
GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!
GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!
Height of Crazy Friends
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A boy enjoying a date with his GF,
Suddenly his friend cums and looks at his GF and says:
Bhai, kal waali jyada achchi thi..
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A boy enjoying a date with his GF,
Suddenly his friend cums and looks at his GF and says:
Bhai, kal waali jyada achchi thi..
A girl loves her boy very much & asked him to marry her:
Boy: No sorry, Im marrying someone else..
Girl: Oh, I wish u very best of luck and stay happy,
I will move on.
Boy: No pls be my friend,
I need u..
Girl: That’s the problem u need me,
but u don’t want me..
Im sorry i cant be ur friend anymore...
Boy: No sorry, Im marrying someone else..
Girl: Oh, I wish u very best of luck and stay happy,
I will move on.
Boy: No pls be my friend,
I need u..
Girl: That’s the problem u need me,
but u don’t want me..
Im sorry i cant be ur friend anymore...
Story: Once a boy was smoking at airport
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho?
Boy:bachpan se roj 4.
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai.
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezzti bhi ho sakti hai...
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho?
Boy:bachpan se roj 4.
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai.
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezzti bhi ho sakti hai...
What is the similarity between a girl & petrol?
1. both are explosive
2. both are hot
3. both are dangerous when kept in open!
1. both are explosive
2. both are hot
3. both are dangerous when kept in open!
Girl: Hi baby
Boy: hi jaan
Girl: Ru here?
Boy: Yes yes.. Im here (sending faild)
Girl: Ru ignorng me or what?
Boy: Honey im not.. Im right here (sending faild)
Girl: Its over.. dont u ever talk to me again!
Boy: Go to hell (message sent)...
Boy: hi jaan
Girl: Ru here?
Boy: Yes yes.. Im here (sending faild)
Girl: Ru ignorng me or what?
Boy: Honey im not.. Im right here (sending faild)
Girl: Its over.. dont u ever talk to me again!
Boy: Go to hell (message sent)...
Cute Lines (Which truly hurts)
She changed my every habit by loving me all the time
& finally,
she left me saying that
You are changed...
She changed my every habit by loving me all the time
& finally,
she left me saying that
You are changed...
