Funny Sms:
Boy n girl on fb
Girl:- “u never smile na??”
Boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
Girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”
Boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”
Girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”
Boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….”
Girl:- “u never smile na??”
Boy:-“hw can u say dis??”
Girl:-“ur smiling pics r mising here”
Boy:-“ok then …do u bath daily??”
Girl:-“ya ofcorse..y u asking??”
Boy:-“no, I hvnt seen .any pic….”
Never Ask:
A Woman Her Age..!
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A Man, His Salary..!!
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And... Now-A-Days...
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A Student , His Percentage..!!
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It Hurts.! :/
A Woman Her Age..!
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A Man, His Salary..!!
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And... Now-A-Days...
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A Student , His Percentage..!!
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It Hurts.! :/
Question:
Why most of the Engg Students can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt...?
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Answer:
"Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
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CLEARING all subjects in the 1st attempt, never makes Good ENGINEERS" :P:D
Why most of the Engg Students can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt...?
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Answer:
"Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
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CLEARING all subjects in the 1st attempt, never makes Good ENGINEERS" :P:D
Air and students have the same mentality
How?
Dont you know how ?
Both keep turning book’s pages without reading :D
How?
Dont you know how ?
Both keep turning book’s pages without reading :D
HEIGHT OF COOLNESS..
At the end of Exam time
Teacher:"Put the pen down''
Student:CHILL DUDE its not a GUN!! :D
At the end of Exam time
Teacher:"Put the pen down''
Student:CHILL DUDE its not a GUN!! :D
A Doctor and Engineer Love the Same Girl.
Dr. Used to Give her a Rose But
Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily.
One day, Doctor Asks Why????
Engg: "An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away"
Doctor Shocked, Engineer Rocks!!
Dr. Used to Give her a Rose But
Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily.
One day, Doctor Asks Why????
Engg: "An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away"
Doctor Shocked, Engineer Rocks!!