Cute Baby Pictures Collecion - 11

 

Funny sms:

Polio team drwaze pr aai

Pathan BV ko bola:bandooq or kartoos kahan hain?

Polio team bhagi peche se pathan ne awaz di:
Ruko bhai ye mere bachon k naam hain..

 

Sardar: Mujh se wada ker teri B.V ki pehli kiss me lon ga

Pathan: Wada par hamara bhi 1 shart hai

Sardar: Bol?

Pathan : hum shadi teri behan se kre ga...

 

Pathan:tum 1baar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,

Pahalwan:kam se kam 10.

Pathan:bas??
Tum se acha to mera murga he jo subah poore mohalle ko utha deta hai...

 

Sardar: Tumne itne
chhote-Chhote
BaaL
Kyun Katwaye?

Pathan: Naayi k PaaS 20 rupee KhuLLe Nahi Thy

To Maine Kaha:
20 Rupee Ke Aur Kaat Do.

 

Awara Larkon se acha to Gali ka azad kutta hai…..
‘mere dost’
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kum se kum larki palat palat k dekhti to hai

Aa Raha Ha Ya Nahi.

 

Sardar: Hum Paani Q Pitey hai.

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Dost: Nahi pata.

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Sardar: Bewaqof Hum Pani is lye Pitay hai

Q k hum Paani ko Kha nahi sakty. :P

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