Funny Sms:
A Man's Feeling :....
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"It feels Like a Mini heart attack when I dont find my Mobile in my pocket ..
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& its almost like Heart Fail when I see it in my Girlfriend's hand !
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"It feels Like a Mini heart attack when I dont find my Mobile in my pocket ..
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& its almost like Heart Fail when I see it in my Girlfriend's hand !
Girls have two major problems with their wardrobe:
1. Nothing to wear &
2. No place to keep her clothes.
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Guys have two major problems with their laptop:
1. Nothing to watch &
2. No space for anything new..!!
1. Nothing to wear &
2. No place to keep her clothes.
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Guys have two major problems with their laptop:
1. Nothing to watch &
2. No space for anything new..!!
A Beggar Found Rs. 100/-
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner...
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Bill Rs. 3000/-
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He was unable to pay!!!
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Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
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He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!
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Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!!
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner...
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Bill Rs. 3000/-
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He was unable to pay!!!
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Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
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He Gave Rs. 100/- To Policeman & Free!!!
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Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!!
How Much SECRETS are Hidden On A Cell
Phone is Directly Proportional To
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How Quickly U Snatch it Back When
Someone Takes it..=P =D
Phone is Directly Proportional To
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How Quickly U Snatch it Back When
Someone Takes it..=P =D
Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky I m!
Great words
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** DUST BIN **
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me,
Just imagine how lucky I m!
Great words
Said by
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** DUST BIN **
