Thursday 4 September 2014
Sunday 24 June 2012
Parineeti Chopra Pictures Pack - 5
15:24
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Cute Attitude Sms:
My Cute Attitude:-
I Never Expect Others To Remember Me.!
But I Always Drop My Msgs Into Their Inbox To Show "I Still Love To Remember Dem"...
I Never Expect Others To Remember Me.!
But I Always Drop My Msgs Into Their Inbox To Show "I Still Love To Remember Dem"...
i may not have curves that kill, or a barbie face.......
but i have a heart that shines and a character that moves mountains...
They laugh at me because im different.
I laugh at them because they’re all the same...
I laugh at them because they’re all the same...
One Of The Great Lesson I got from My Life
There Is No Market Of Your Emotions.
So Never Advertise Your Feelings Just
Display Your Attitude...
There Is No Market Of Your Emotions.
So Never Advertise Your Feelings Just
Display Your Attitude...
Someone told me-
you hav an atitude.
I smiled & answer-
no, actualy I only hav that personality which can’t b handled by evry one...
you hav an atitude.
I smiled & answer-
no, actualy I only hav that personality which can’t b handled by evry one...
I know some people hate me
b’coz I am too bad..
But few people surely love me
b’coz they know
that my little goodness and that is not fake!...
b’coz I am too bad..
But few people surely love me
b’coz they know
that my little goodness and that is not fake!...
Saturday 23 June 2012
Parineeti Chopra Pictures Pack - 4
17:22
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Sad Sms/Poetry:
Chehrey Khiltey Huey Han
To
Dil Han Bujhey Huey...
Har Shakhs Mei Tazaad Hai
Din Raat Ki Tarhaan....
To
Dil Han Bujhey Huey...
Har Shakhs Mei Tazaad Hai
Din Raat Ki Tarhaan....
Betab Se Rehte He Teri Yad Me Aksar
Rat Bhar Nhi Sote Teri Yad Me Aksar
Jism Me Dard Ka Bahana Sa Bana K
Hum Toot K Rote He Teri Yad Me Aksr. . .
Rat Bhar Nhi Sote Teri Yad Me Aksar
Jism Me Dard Ka Bahana Sa Bana K
Hum Toot K Rote He Teri Yad Me Aksr. . .
Lines By A Depressed Heart: ;(
I Dont Know Why Life Teaches Me So Many Lessons...
Even When I Am Not Interested In Learning!
I Dont Know Why Life Teaches Me So Many Lessons...
Even When I Am Not Interested In Learning!
When I Was Small
I Laughed Less
But
There Was Infinite Hidden
Joy,
As I Grew Up
I Learn To Laugh A Lot
To Hide The Unspoken
Sadness...
I Laughed Less
But
There Was Infinite Hidden
Joy,
As I Grew Up
I Learn To Laugh A Lot
To Hide The Unspoken
Sadness...
Hum Ne To Raaz-E-Ulfat Bhi Chupa Kar Dekh Lia
Khud Ko Tum Se Juda Kar Ke Bhi Dekh Lia
Tum To Mere Ho Kar Bhi Mere Na Ho Sake
Tum Ko Kya, Zindagi Ko Bhi Aazma Kar Dekh Lia...
Khud Ko Tum Se Juda Kar Ke Bhi Dekh Lia
Tum To Mere Ho Kar Bhi Mere Na Ho Sake
Tum Ko Kya, Zindagi Ko Bhi Aazma Kar Dekh Lia...
Achchhi yaadein aap ki aankhon mein tabhi nami laati hai,
Jab aap ko ye ehsaas ho ki aap un yaado ko dubara nahi jee sakte.
Its true...
Jab aap ko ye ehsaas ho ki aap un yaado ko dubara nahi jee sakte.
Its true...
Uske na hone se kuchh bhi nahi badla,
Yaaro..
Bus kal jaha Dil hota tha, Aaj waha dard hota hai...
Yaaro..
Bus kal jaha Dil hota tha, Aaj waha dard hota hai...
Parineeti Chopra Pictures Pack - 3
17:04
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Girl Boy Sms;
Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kia aur kaha,
ghar par koi nahi hai,
boyfriend uske ghar gaya aur..
.
.
.
Sachmuch koi nahi tha,
tala laga tha!
ghar par koi nahi hai,
boyfriend uske ghar gaya aur..
.
.
.
Sachmuch koi nahi tha,
tala laga tha!
Mentos idea:
Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to
?
?
?
Simple use zor se 1 chanta maro,
aur bolo:
“Yahan kahan ghum rahi hai? Chal ghar!!!
Raah chalte agar koi ladki aap ko bhai bol de, to
?
?
?
Simple use zor se 1 chanta maro,
aur bolo:
“Yahan kahan ghum rahi hai? Chal ghar!!!
Difference of Nature:
Two girls wearing same T-Shirt
Response: Kamini “COPIED MY STYLE”
2 boys wearing same T-Shirt
Response: O Mera Bhai...
Two girls wearing same T-Shirt
Response: Kamini “COPIED MY STYLE”
2 boys wearing same T-Shirt
Response: O Mera Bhai...
In those days parents wants
there girl to get married to a good boy.
Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl...
there girl to get married to a good boy.
Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl...
Never apply any terms and conditions in your
“Relations”
Otherwise..
Relations will be changed into CONTRACTS!!
“Relations”
Otherwise..
Relations will be changed into CONTRACTS!!
Har kamyab admi ke pichhe 1 Aurat hoti hai,
Jo use itna pareshan karti hai ki..
Wo dukhi hokar
Apne kam me itna busy ho jata hai ki..
Kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti hai..
Jo use itna pareshan karti hai ki..
Wo dukhi hokar
Apne kam me itna busy ho jata hai ki..
Kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti hai..
Height of batameezi:
Phone rings..
Tring… Tring…
Ladka: Hello chintu hai ?
Girl: Nahi hai.
Boy: Mujhe mauqa do, ho jayega..!!
Phone rings..
Tring… Tring…
Ladka: Hello chintu hai ?
Girl: Nahi hai.
Boy: Mujhe mauqa do, ho jayega..!!
Parineeti Chopra Pictures Pack - 2
16:38
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Boys and Girls Sms:
Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!
GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!
GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!
Height of Crazy Friends
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.
A boy enjoying a date with his GF,
Suddenly his friend cums and looks at his GF and says:
Bhai, kal waali jyada achchi thi..
.
.
A boy enjoying a date with his GF,
Suddenly his friend cums and looks at his GF and says:
Bhai, kal waali jyada achchi thi..
A girl loves her boy very much & asked him to marry her:
Boy: No sorry, Im marrying someone else..
Girl: Oh, I wish u very best of luck and stay happy,
I will move on.
Boy: No pls be my friend,
I need u..
Girl: That’s the problem u need me,
but u don’t want me..
Im sorry i cant be ur friend anymore...
Boy: No sorry, Im marrying someone else..
Girl: Oh, I wish u very best of luck and stay happy,
I will move on.
Boy: No pls be my friend,
I need u..
Girl: That’s the problem u need me,
but u don’t want me..
Im sorry i cant be ur friend anymore...
Story: Once a boy was smoking at airport
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho?
Boy:bachpan se roj 4.
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai.
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezzti bhi ho sakti hai...
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho?
Boy:bachpan se roj 4.
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai.
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezzti bhi ho sakti hai...
What is the similarity between a girl & petrol?
1. both are explosive
2. both are hot
3. both are dangerous when kept in open!
1. both are explosive
2. both are hot
3. both are dangerous when kept in open!
Girl: Hi baby
Boy: hi jaan
Girl: Ru here?
Boy: Yes yes.. Im here (sending faild)
Girl: Ru ignorng me or what?
Boy: Honey im not.. Im right here (sending faild)
Girl: Its over.. dont u ever talk to me again!
Boy: Go to hell (message sent)...
Boy: hi jaan
Girl: Ru here?
Boy: Yes yes.. Im here (sending faild)
Girl: Ru ignorng me or what?
Boy: Honey im not.. Im right here (sending faild)
Girl: Its over.. dont u ever talk to me again!
Boy: Go to hell (message sent)...
Cute Lines (Which truly hurts)
She changed my every habit by loving me all the time
& finally,
she left me saying that
You are changed...
She changed my every habit by loving me all the time
& finally,
she left me saying that
You are changed...