
Funny sms:
Polio team drwaze pr aaiPathan BV ko bola:bandooq or kartoos kahan hain?Polio team bhagi peche se pathan ne awaz di:Ruko bhai ye mere bachon k naam hain..
Sardar: Mujh se wada ker teri B.V ki pehli kiss me lon gaPathan: Wada par hamara bhi 1 shart haiSardar: Bol?Pathan : hum shadi teri behan se kre ga...
Pathan:tum 1baar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,Pahalwan:kam se kam 10.Pathan:bas??Tum se acha to mera murga he jo subah poore mohalle ko utha deta hai...
Sardar: Tumne itnechhote-ChhoteBaaLKyun Katwaye?Pathan: Naayi k PaaS 20 rupee KhuLLe Nahi ThyTo Maine Kaha:20 Rupee Ke Aur Kaat Do.
Awara...