Cute Baby Pictures Collecion - 11

 

Funny sms:

Polio team drwaze pr aai

Pathan BV ko bola:bandooq or kartoos kahan hain?

Polio team bhagi peche se pathan ne awaz di:
Ruko bhai ye mere bachon k naam hain..

 

Sardar: Mujh se wada ker teri B.V ki pehli kiss me lon ga

Pathan: Wada par hamara bhi 1 shart hai

Sardar: Bol?

Pathan : hum shadi teri behan se kre ga...

 

Pathan:tum 1baar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,

Pahalwan:kam se kam 10.

Pathan:bas??
Tum se acha to mera murga he jo subah poore mohalle ko utha deta hai...

 

Sardar: Tumne itne
chhote-Chhote
BaaL
Kyun Katwaye?

Pathan: Naayi k PaaS 20 rupee KhuLLe Nahi Thy

To Maine Kaha:
20 Rupee Ke Aur Kaat Do.

 

Awara Larkon se acha to Gali ka azad kutta hai…..
‘mere dost’
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kum se kum larki palat palat k dekhti to hai

Aa Raha Ha Ya Nahi.

 

Sardar: Hum Paani Q Pitey hai.

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Dost: Nahi pata.

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Sardar: Bewaqof Hum Pani is lye Pitay hai

Q k hum Paani ko Kha nahi sakty. :P

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Cute Baby Pictures Collecion - 10

 

funny sms:

Girl: apka mobile buhat acha hy kitne me lya

Boy: race me jeta hy

Girl:wow!
Kitne log race me ty

Boy:
Mobile wala,
Police wala
Aur mai...

 

Girl in rainy night.

Come on dear…come into my umberalla.

Boy:it’s ok sister ..and ran away..

Moral: Moral voral kuch nae larki k paon ultay thay..

 

1 Larka Larki ka pecha kar raha tha

Larki boli pechey se meri ami aa rai hain

Larka bola hum b “Khandani Ashiq” hain

apki ami k peechey mere abu  aa rahe hen...

 

Boy to Girl:
Hum dono kuch arsy sath rehty hen.

Agr mizaj me hum mily to shadi kr lengy

or koi ghalti hoi to alag hojaen gy.
Girl:
Ghalti kis k paas rahy gi:-D

 

Girl : ” I love you”
Boy : ” I love you to”
Girl : kitna pyar karte ho?
Boy: jitna tum krti ho.
Girl : kamine…
Iska matlb tun b time paas kr rha ha...

 

Boys: Hum Larkiyon se ziada educated hain.

Girls: Nhi g. Hum kuch B kr Sakti hain.
Boys: Achaa, To phir deewaar pe

susu se ABC Likh k Dikhao..

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Barati Girls Picture Pack - 10

 

Boy vs Girl sms:

BOY: Ager main mar gya to kia tum dosri shadi karogi

GIRL: Nhi me apni BEHAN ke 7 reh lungi

GIRL: Agr main mar gyi to

BOY: Main bhi Tumhari BEHAN ke 7 reh lunga.

 

girl-Janu, tum ne mujh mein kya dekha
k mujh se pyar kiya..?

Smart ans:

Boy-Sub kuch dekhne k liye to pyar kiya hai, pagli...

 

boy Propose a Girl:
I Love u,and i want to marry With U

Girl:
Bhai Urdu ma bolo Mujhe Angrezi Ni Aati

Boy:kuch ni baji Dua krna pakistan
india sy jeet jaye..

 

boy Propose a Girl:
I Love u,and i want to marry With U

Girl:
Bhai Urdu ma bolo Mujhe Angrezi Ni Aati

Boy:kuch ni baji Dua krna pakistan
india sy jeet jaye..

 

Ek girl frnd ki Request hy
Plz is msg ko itna frwd karen k uske boy Frnd tk ponch jaye
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Shahid tu Sim badal k changa nai Kita

Mar ja kutty...

 

“Modren Bezti”

Boy 2 girl:
I love u & want 2 marry u

Girl:ApNi shakL dekhi hY
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boy: Dekhi hY to tery pas aya hn wrna Katrina kaif k pas na jata, churail:-)

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Noughty girls Picture Pack - 9

 

Student sms:

Kaash Parhai b muhabbat ki tarah hoti…
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Karni nahi parti Bussss….ho jaati.:-
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DUKHI STUDENT:-)

 

Fizaon me gonj rhi he awaz ratta lgany ki

.,.DOST,,,

Lgta he nalaiqon k EXAM aa rhe hain!

 

Chitta kurta…. otton lal pholl karhai da

wah wah

Chitta kurta otton lal phol karhai da

1 sajna di yad standi otton season parhai da:)

 

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaron k sath awaragardi

SO plz focus on ur study..

 School ke peeche nadi me Principle Doob Raha Tha.
Pappu Ne Dekha Or zor zor Se Chillate Hue bhaaga.
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kal chhutti hai!
kal chhutti hai!

 

TEACHER:
Wo konsa DEPARTMENT hy jis me ORAT kaam nhi kr sakti?

STUDENT:
FIRE BRIGADE.

Techar:
Q?

Studnt:
AURTON ka
kaam AAG lgana hy bhujana nahi...

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College girls Picture Pack - 8

 

exam sms:

In exam, teacher said write your lover’s name on paper…

After 5 seconds all Boys said: Finished madam…

After 1 hour all Girls Said: Extra Sheet plzzzz:-)

 

Exam me Sawal aya k,

CHALLNGE kisy kehte ha,

pathan Ne pura paper khali chor k Last Page pr likha,

APNE BAP Ki ULAD Hai TO PAS KR K DiKHA.

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(its challenge)

 

“Samundar sy keh do
apni mojain sanbhal k rakhy…

Zindagi me tofaan laany k lye
hmara “Result” hi
kaafi ha…:-(

 

ek lrki rasty ma khoshi se sethi baja kr ja rhi thi,

Old man: Beti kia bat Hy itni khosh Q ho,

Larki. Kameno k exams hain rasty khali Hy...

 

Main to exam ki waja say pareshan phr rahi thi dosto

Beghairton ne meri ami ko keh dia isko pyar hogaya hai

¡’/(‘.’)
¡   ¡ (> nai ammi
¡  ¡ /   qasam ly lo!!

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Noughty Girls Picture Pack - 7

 

sad poetry sms:

Ab ye socha hai apni zaat main rahen ge,
Bohat dekh liya logon se shanasai ker ke.!!

 

Agar Tum Sath Hote..
Main Youn Taqseem Na Hota..

 

Sanson ka SaFar Tum sy Tumhi tak hai
Han meri mohbt b Tum sy Tumhi tak hai
Jazba-e-ishq sacha na hota to rasta badal leta
Mery raston ka guzar Tum sy Tumhi tk hai...!

 

Sabhi Tareef Krte Hein Meri Tehreer Ki Lekin

Kabhi Koi Nhi Sunta Mere Alfaaz Ki Siski....

 

Kaghaz Ka Yeh Libaas
Chiraagho K Shehar Main.....

Sambhal Sambhal K Chalo Tum Nashe Main Ho....!!!

 

Na Wo Farishta Ho Na Farishte Jaisa Ho
Mujhe Talash Hai Uski Jo Mere Jaisa Ho...

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Desi kuriya Picture Pack - 6

Sms piyar poetry:

Tumhra Daman Ho Aur Bas,
Motiyon ki Tarhan Bikhr Jaon Mein...

 

Chalaaaye To Teeer Sabhi Ney Lekin . . . . .

Is DIL K Qaaatil , TuM Niklay . . . . .!

 

Dil Se KIya Baat Karon ? Meri KaHan sunta Hai Ye . . .

TuM Piyaar se KaHo NA is Se BeHal Jane K Liye . . . !

 

mujh per jab sitam karna to tars mat khana logon
mujh per har saza jaiz hai k main ne mohabbat ki hai...

 

usey meri wafaon ka khayal aya to bht dair bad
mita kar wo mujhe ab meri kami mehsos karte hain...

 

Abhi khushyaan muqader may nahi hain

abhi waqf e ghum e dunya rahengey...

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Romantic Couple Pack - 10

 

Dil Chahta Hai K Lipat Jao
Rooh Ban K Teray Wajood Se

K Tu Muje Khud Se Juda Kare
Tu Teri Jaan Nikal Jaye...

 

Hamary Zehan Per Chaye Nahi Hein Hirs K Saye

Jo Hum Mehsoos Kerty Hein Wohi Tehrer Kerty Hein...

 

Dawa Hai Wafa Ka, Our Tamana Hai Jism Ki

Agar Ye Ishq Hai Tu Phir Hawas Kaya Hai...

 

Sambhalo Mujh Ko K Khushi Se Mar Hi Na Jaoon….!

Koi Kaam Bhi Nahi our Wo mujh Se Milne Aye...

 

Naa Naa Tum ishq naa Karna,

Marna Haina..?????

Zehar Behtar Hai…!

 

Jis Ka Aik Misra Main Hoon Aik Tum Ho…

Bus Wohi Shair Mukamal Nahi Hone Wala...

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Romantic Couple Pack - 9

 

Romantic poetry sms:

Ab Hamara Zikar Hona Chahiyee….!

Laila Majnu Ki Kahani Aakhir Kab Tak???

 

Betaab Ker Gain un Ki Hasrat Bhari Nighahain…!

Main Dair Tak Un K Dekhny Ki Ada Dekhta Raha…!

 

Dar Lagta Hai Hum Ko Un Aankho Se. Sahib

Jo Jhukte Hoye Bhi Dil Pay Waar Kar Jati Hein …

 

Do Chaar Nahi Mujh Ko Faqat Aik Dikha Do

Wo Shakas Jo bahar Se Bhi Andar Ki Trah Ho...

 

Qaa’im Hain Iss Zamanay Mein
Rish’watoon K Silsilay…!

Tum Bhi Kuch Lay Day Ker
Mujh Se Mohabbat Ker Lo...

 

Is Khushi Ka Hisaab Kaise Ho …?

Us Ne Pocha Janab! Kaise Ho..?

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