Thursday, 31 May 2012

Cute Baby Pictures Collecion - 11

  Funny sms: Polio team drwaze pr aaiPathan BV ko bola:bandooq or kartoos kahan hain?Polio team bhagi peche se pathan ne awaz di:Ruko bhai ye mere bachon k naam hain..   Sardar: Mujh se wada ker teri B.V ki pehli kiss me lon gaPathan: Wada par hamara bhi 1 shart haiSardar: Bol?Pathan : hum shadi teri behan se kre ga...   Pathan:tum 1baar me kitne admi utha sakte ho,Pahalwan:kam se kam 10.Pathan:bas??Tum se acha to mera murga he jo subah poore mohalle ko utha deta hai...   Sardar: Tumne itnechhote-ChhoteBaaLKyun Katwaye?Pathan: Naayi k PaaS 20 rupee KhuLLe Nahi ThyTo Maine Kaha:20 Rupee Ke Aur Kaat Do.   Awara...


Cute Baby Pictures Collecion - 10

  funny sms: Girl: apka mobile buhat acha hy kitne me lyaBoy: race me jeta hyGirl:wow!Kitne log race me tyBoy:Mobile wala,Police walaAur mai...   Girl in rainy night.Come on dear…come into my umberalla.Boy:it’s ok sister ..and ran away..Moral: Moral voral kuch nae larki k paon ultay thay..   1 Larka Larki ka pecha kar raha thaLarki boli pechey se meri ami aa rai hainLarka bola hum b “Khandani Ashiq” hainapki ami k peechey mere abu  aa rahe hen...   Boy to Girl:Hum dono kuch arsy sath rehty hen.Agr mizaj me hum mily to shadi kr lengyor koi ghalti hoi to alag hojaen gy.Girl:Ghalti kis k paas rahy gi:-D   Girl...


Barati Girls Picture Pack - 10

  Boy vs Girl sms: BOY: Ager main mar gya to kia tum dosri shadi karogiGIRL: Nhi me apni BEHAN ke 7 reh lungiGIRL: Agr main mar gyi toBOY: Main bhi Tumhari BEHAN ke 7 reh lunga.   girl-Janu, tum ne mujh mein kya dekhak mujh se pyar kiya..?Smart ans:Boy-Sub kuch dekhne k liye to pyar kiya hai, pagli...   boy Propose a Girl:I Love u,and i want to marry With UGirl:Bhai Urdu ma bolo Mujhe Angrezi Ni AatiBoy:kuch ni baji Dua krna pakistanindia sy jeet jaye..   boy Propose a Girl:I Love u,and i want to marry With UGirl:Bhai Urdu ma bolo Mujhe Angrezi Ni AatiBoy:kuch ni baji Dua krna pakistanindia sy jeet jaye..   Ek...


Noughty girls Picture Pack - 9

  Student sms: Kaash Parhai b muhabbat ki tarah hoti….Karni nahi parti Bussss….ho jaati.:-.DUKHI STUDENT:-)   Fizaon me gonj rhi he awaz ratta lgany ki.,.DOST,,,Lgta he nalaiqon k EXAM aa rhe hain!   Chitta kurta…. otton lal pholl karhai dawah wahChitta kurta otton lal phol karhai da1 sajna di yad standi otton season parhai da:)   What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??...S. SleepingT. TalkingU. Unlimited smsD. DreamingY. Yaron k sath awaragardiSO plz focus on ur study..  School ke peeche nadi me Principle Doob Raha Tha.Pappu Ne Dekha Or zor zor Se Chillate Hue bhaaga......kal chhutti hai!kal chhutti hai!   TEACHER:Wo...


College girls Picture Pack - 8

  exam sms: In exam, teacher said write your lover’s name on paper…After 5 seconds all Boys said: Finished madam…After 1 hour all Girls Said: Extra Sheet plzzzz:-)   Exam me Sawal aya k,CHALLNGE kisy kehte ha,pathan Ne pura paper khali chor k Last Page pr likha,APNE BAP Ki ULAD Hai TO PAS KR K DiKHA..(its challenge)   “Samundar sy keh doapni mojain sanbhal k rakhy…Zindagi me tofaan laany k lyehmara “Result” hikaafi ha…:-(   ek lrki rasty ma khoshi se sethi baja kr ja rhi thi,Old man: Beti kia bat Hy itni khosh Q ho,Larki. Kameno k exams hain rasty khali Hy...   Main to exam ki waja say pareshan phr rahi thi...


Noughty Girls Picture Pack - 7

  sad poetry sms: Ab ye socha hai apni zaat main rahen ge,Bohat dekh liya logon se shanasai ker ke.!!   Agar Tum Sath Hote..Main Youn Taqseem Na Hota..   Sanson ka SaFar Tum sy Tumhi tak haiHan meri mohbt b Tum sy Tumhi tak haiJazba-e-ishq sacha na hota to rasta badal letaMery raston ka guzar Tum sy Tumhi tk hai...!   Sabhi Tareef Krte Hein Meri Tehreer Ki LekinKabhi Koi Nhi Sunta Mere Alfaaz Ki Siski....   Kaghaz Ka Yeh LibaasChiraagho K Shehar Main.....Sambhal Sambhal K Chalo Tum Nashe Main Ho....!!!   Na Wo Farishta Ho Na Farishte Jaisa HoMujhe Talash Hai Uski Jo Mere Jaisa Ho....


Desi kuriya Picture Pack - 6

Sms piyar poetry: Tumhra Daman Ho Aur Bas,Motiyon ki Tarhan Bikhr Jaon Mein...   Chalaaaye To Teeer Sabhi Ney Lekin . . . . .Is DIL K Qaaatil , TuM Niklay . . . . .!   Dil Se KIya Baat Karon ? Meri KaHan sunta Hai Ye . . .TuM Piyaar se KaHo NA is Se BeHal Jane K Liye . . . !   mujh per jab sitam karna to tars mat khana logonmujh per har saza jaiz hai k main ne mohabbat ki hai...   usey meri wafaon ka khayal aya to bht dair badmita kar wo mujhe ab meri kami mehsos karte hain...   Abhi khushyaan muqader may nahi hainabhi waqf e ghum e dunya rahengey....


Saturday, 26 May 2012

Romantic Couple Pack - 10

  Dil Chahta Hai K Lipat JaoRooh Ban K Teray Wajood SeK Tu Muje Khud Se Juda KareTu Teri Jaan Nikal Jaye...   Hamary Zehan Per Chaye Nahi Hein Hirs K SayeJo Hum Mehsoos Kerty Hein Wohi Tehrer Kerty Hein...   Dawa Hai Wafa Ka, Our Tamana Hai Jism KiAgar Ye Ishq Hai Tu Phir Hawas Kaya Hai...   Sambhalo Mujh Ko K Khushi Se Mar Hi Na Jaoon….!Koi Kaam Bhi Nahi our Wo mujh Se Milne Aye...   Naa Naa Tum ishq naa Karna,Marna Haina..?????Zehar Behtar Hai…!   Jis Ka Aik Misra Main Hoon Aik Tum Ho…Bus Wohi Shair Mukamal Nahi Hone Wala....


Romantic Couple Pack - 9

  Romantic poetry sms: Ab Hamara Zikar Hona Chahiyee….!Laila Majnu Ki Kahani Aakhir Kab Tak???   Betaab Ker Gain un Ki Hasrat Bhari Nighahain…!Main Dair Tak Un K Dekhny Ki Ada Dekhta Raha…!   Dar Lagta Hai Hum Ko Un Aankho Se. SahibJo Jhukte Hoye Bhi Dil Pay Waar Kar Jati Hein …   Do Chaar Nahi Mujh Ko Faqat Aik Dikha DoWo Shakas Jo bahar Se Bhi Andar Ki Trah Ho...   Qaa’im Hain Iss Zamanay MeinRish’watoon K Silsilay…!Tum Bhi Kuch Lay Day KerMujh Se Mohabbat Ker Lo...   Is Khushi Ka Hisaab Kaise Ho …?Us Ne Pocha Janab! Kaise Ho....


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